Hang on, OP, don't lose faith yet.
See, all this old timers have let me in on their magical secrets. Since they're being snippy now, I'll type it up for you. I hope the mods don't delete this before you see it!
Monday- AM 7 easy PM 10 easy + strides
Tuesday- AM 5 easy PM 12mi including a tempo run or long interval session
Wednesday AM 7 easy PM 10 easy
Thursday AM 7 easy PM 10 easy + strides
Friday- AM 5 easy PM 12 including some kind or fartlek workout or hills
Saturday- AM 7 easy PM 10 easy
Sunday- 20, first half easy, 2nd half faster
They also told me in secret emails to cut back a run or even take a day off if I felt really tired, but on the other side of the coin, I should feel free to run as fast I feel like running on the easy mileage. I was also instructed that if any time I did not feel like I could repeat whatever I did the previous day without tons of stress (whether that was a 10miler I decided to hammer or a workout) then whatever I did yesterday was too hard.
Anyway, this One True Schedule adds up to 122 miles. Being in college with student teaching and work, I tend to top out about 90 a week myself. If you want to run 123 miles, well, God help you, because HRE and malmo don't trust me enough to give me that schedule yet. And with this stunt, I don't think they'll be very open to helping me out for a while.