Chuck Norris endorses Huckabee!

What evidence is there that all that is wasn't created?

Now, if by "the Creationist Fantasy," you mean does the Huckster think the Earth is 6,000 years old and the first human was placed here at the same time as the trilobites, then all we can about that is (put index finger to lips and twiddle it up and down while making a "BLBLBLBLBL" noise).

Correction:

... all we can say about that ...

and a peanut farmer was POTUS wrote:

What evidence is there that all that is wasn't created?

Now, if by "the Creationist Fantasy," you mean does the Huckster think the Earth is 6,000 years old and the first human was placed here at the same time as the trilobites, then all we can about that is (put index finger to lips and twiddle it up and down while making a "BLBLBLBLBL" noise).

I think we are on the same page. I refer specifically to those that believe that the WHOLE DEAL started about 6000 years ago. Sorry, this simply is untrue and anyone that believes so needs help, major league. If that is disrespectful to anyone I do not mean it personally.

Physical Therapist wrote:

And Chuck didn't endorse Bow-Flex.

It was the Total Gym.

dd wrote:

I'm ok with being rather illiterate in terms of b-rate kung fu movies and late night infomercials.

You are far from illiterate. You knew enough to know that it was Norris and Ms. Brinkley [sic].

Chuck Norris has two speeds Walk and Kill.

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

The Huckster might be more competitive than people are giving him credit for because of his possible crossover appeal. There are a few (not a huge number, probably less than a quarter, but a notable percentage of) Dems who would consider voting for him, in addition to the Reps would would back him monolithically against Hillary. Similarly for McCain. They both pick up voters from the other party without giving up many of their own. (McCain may not be the favorite among most GOPsters, but they'll vote for him anyway if he gets the nomination.) Edwards could do likewise for the Dems. Obama might, too. (Guiliani is a toss up. He'll gain a lot on national security but lose a lot for being a social liberal.)Huckabee also takes advantage of his persona as a nice guy. Independent voters listen long enough to give him a chance. While many on the far right might grit their teeth when he says, "I'm a conservative, but I'm not angry at anyone about it," but they'll still vote for him if he's the nominee. At the same time, he wins over a couple percent of independent or swing democrat voters. Likewise on immigration. Very few will vote for the Dems b/c Huck is not as hard right on immigration than they want him to be. He also carried a sizable percentage of African American votes when he ran in Arkansas.It's a long ways out, but Huckabee might be a contender...

Yanqui wrote:

It has nothing to do with polls. Huckabee can't win any state that the Democrats took in 2004, and he won't win Ohio, just to name one. Nice guy, but comparing yourself to Jesus and believing life on Earth in no more than 6000 years old don't cut it in the closely contested states.

Ol' Huck isn't quite a biblical literalist, either. (Close, though.)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=n-BFEhkIujA

"I don't know, I wasn't there." --Great line

Huckabee is a Chicken Hawk Coward. He had many chances to serve his country. Carlos Rey did, he was in the Force. But Huckabee is like most Republican whom loathes the military and pays only lips service to veterans groups.

bifahr wrote:

1 Chuck Norris joke so far.... what's happening to this board?

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet who can kick you in the back of the face.

Some kids piss their name into snow. Chuck Norris pisses his name into concrete.

Chuck Norris runs the 10k. Teg does not.

As one of the older guys here, I'm wondering ... can Chuck Norris set any of us up with Christie Brinkley?

UsedToBeKnowItAll wrote:

But the greatest uncertainty lies in whether Mr. Huckabee can seriously compete beyond Iowa. His trip to New Hampshire over the weekend put that to the test. And while sizable crowds turned out, many seemed to have been drawn more by the star power of the actor Chuck Norris.

Thank you Chuck Norris. Does this mean you'll no longer be officiating dodge ball games?

Not many hispanics like Carlos Rey are willing to back GOP candidates due to the cowardly racist statements that have been made towards Mexicans. Huckabee must be a good guy.

Although his given name is Carlos, Chuck Norris is half-Irish and half Cherokee. He is a very religious person (and you can tell when the conversion took place by noticing when the overt mentions of God began on Walker, Texas Ranger). His endorsemement of Huckabee is almost entirely due to his faith.

That said, Chuck doesn't know much about politics. He does, however know a great deal about ass-kicking. Like Huckabee or not, you gotta admit, the Chuck Norris ad was brilliant... or you guys wouldn't be talking about it.

Chuck Norris once ran 13:55...in cowboy boots.

to quote Ron Paul (who was paraphrasing sinclair lewis i believe): 'when fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in the flag, carrying a cross'

Carlos Rey is a Mexican and proudly acknowledges it to everyone. 95% of Mexicans are Mestizos like Carlos, i.e. part First Nation and part Far West Asian.

When the boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks in his closet for Chuck Norris.

"Chuck Norris is half-Irish and half Cherokee" quote . That explains the white man 's scalp on top of his head.