Chuck Norris endorses Huckabee!

Yup, that's going to wrap it up all right.

What's good for Chuck is good for me!

Useful trivia: Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.

Rumor has it that Huck has promised Norris the Homeland Security job when elected.

I will never watch an episode of Walker Texas Ranger again.

Well, I guess that wraps it up. If a man as knowledgeable as Chuck Norris thinks that electing a creationist who believes we can abolish the IRS and replace it with a flat 25% national sales tax is a good idea, I'm all for it.

I imagine Norris' experience in kicking butt over all sorts of foreign terrorists during his lengthy career will help balance the fact that Huckabee hasn't really addressed any meaningful foreign policy yet. Unfortunately our position in Asia might be weakened, as Chuck's defeat at the hands of Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon will be seen as another example of America going soft.

On the plus side, our national obesity epidemic will soon be cured, with the feel good weight loss stoty of a former fat southern governor to inspire us, combined with his advisors Norris and Christy Brinkley, who will quickly secure below-cost bow-flex machines for every household in America.

Yup, history books will remember this as the beginning of a new ultra-fit, ass-kicking, and possibly bearded, gilded age of America. And to think I was going to waste my vote on some idiot addressing the trivial problems of healthcare, the economy, and America's declining status in the world.

not Chuck wrote:

Useful trivia: Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.

FALSE. This cannot be proven because Chuck Norris does not cry- never has and never will.

It was Return of the Dragon.

And Chuck didn't endorse Bow-Flex.

It was the Total Gym.

Didn't he ask everyone to start using his legal name a few years ago, which is Carlos Rey. This is not a joke, it's the name on his driver's license, and his old Air Force buddies from when he was a teenager know him as Carlos Rey.

Chuck Norris should be old enough to know better.

He might as well endorse Felipe Calderón.

Among the "leading" Republican contenders, Huckabee is the one that any of the top three Democrats could defeat quite easily. So... go ahead and nominate him. Please.

Chuck Norris doesn't endorse people, he anoints them.

National polls even at this point are name recognition tests only. If you begin to look at individual state polls, you'll notice that Huckabee leads in three of the first four (Iowa, Michigan and S. Carolina) and is close in Florida. If he can pull three wins and a close second in the first five, his momentum will make him strong on Super Tuesday. If he received the Republican nomination, then polls putting up against whoever the Democratic nominee will be relevant. Right now all they indicate is that Barack, Hillary, or John Edwards have more name recognition that Huckabee. Also, remember, six weeks ago, very few people knew who this guy was. This is a volatile and fickle political season.

Dwight Kurt Schrute wrote:

not Chuck wrote:

Useful trivia: Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.

FALSE. This cannot be proven because Chuck Norris does not cry- never has and never will.

The joke is suppose to be Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he has never cried.

It has nothing to do with polls. Huckabee can't win any state that the Democrats took in 2004, and he won't win Ohio, just to name one. Nice guy, but comparing yourself to Jesus and believing life on Earth in no more than 6000 years old don't cut it in the closely contested states.

Is it actually true that he has publicly embraced the Creationist Fantasy ? ! If that is so he does not have brains enough to come in out of the rain, much less be President. Absolutely frightening if it's true that's what he believes.

Not to disparage Huckabee, but do you really want to have a president named Huckabee? Might as well be Huckleberry.

1 Chuck Norris joke so far.... what's happening to this board?

Thank God for the secret ballot. Everyone who doesn't vote for Huckabee (like me) is due for a merciless ass kicking. Just ask Angela Lansbury what it's like.