Celebrity Jeopardy

Suck it, Trebek!

I'll take "The Penis Mightier Than The Sword" Alex.

"i'll take the rapist for 500 dollars alex!"

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Trebek: Answer: This is a sound a doggy makes. Sean Connery.

SC: Moo.

Trebek: No.

SC: Well that's the sound your mother made last night, Trebek.

Trebek: That's way out of line!

French Stewart: Who is John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band?

Trebek: NO! Good Lord, we would have accepted bow-wow or ruff.

SC: Ohh, rough - just the way your mother likes it, Trebek!

"I'll take the condom-thing for $200"

"That's *condiments*..."

Turd Ferguson wrote:

"I'll take the condom-thing for $200"

"That's *condiments*..."

Answer: This condiment is made from mustard seeds. French Stewart.

FS: The answer, of course, is onions.

robin st robins wrote:

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Isn't Urple the humorous fellow who loved cheese?

Trebek: That would be Urkel

Keaunu Reeves: Oh well then I have no idea then.

Trebek it's an audio daily double, how much would you like to wager?

Travolta: I want to play it safe, I'll wager zero dollars.

Trebek: Alright, for zero.

Voice: Name this continent: ASIA.

No answer

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Final Jeopardy

Trebek: It's way too hard, I'm just going to make one up. How about your favorite food? You can even lie to me and just put down a food.

Travolta: Miso

Trebek: A type of soup, excellent! And your wager

Travolta: Horny

Trebek: Me So Horny.

Travolta: Come on, that's hilarious!

Trebeck: No it's not.

Tony wrote:

I'll take "The Penis Mightier Than The Sword" Alex.

Sigh.

I hate it when people screw up such an easy quote.

I also hate it when people type out "sigh."

Trebek: And finally, Sean Connery is also here. Lets move on to double jeopardy where-

Connery: Not so fast Trebek! I pose a conundrum to ya; a riddle if you will.

Trebek: I really thought that was going to work.

Connery: Well you were wrong, ya mountebank. What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck...I can't remember how it ends, but you're mother's a whore..... HAHAHAHA.

Trebek: Mr Connery, go ahead.

Connery: THE DAY IS MINE! I'll take famous titties for 400.

Trebek: Titles! Famous titles!

Connery: DAMN!

$Texas

rich boy dead at 17, rip

4 years ago wrote:

Tony wrote:

I'll take "The Penis Mightier Than The Sword" Alex.

I hate it when people screw up such an easy quote.

I'll correct him.

Connery: I have to ask you about the penis mightier.

Trebeck: No, that's the pen is mightier, mr. Connery.

Connery: Fancy it up however you want to Trebeck, what matters is does it work. Will it really mighty my penis?

Trebeck: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

Connery: Because I've ordered devices like devices like that before, wasted a pretty penny. I don't mind telling you. And if the penis mightier really works, I'll order a dozen!

Trebeck: It's not a penis mightier, Mr. Connery, there's no such thing.

Cage: Wait, wait, wait... Are you selling penis mightiers?

Trebeck: NO, no I'm not!

Connery: Well you're sitting on a gold mine Trebeck!

trebek: and your answer - buck. hmm, i guess that's your wager. and your answer - futter. buckfutter. i don't get it.

connery: ooh, i think you do trebek, i think you do indeed. hahaha - BUCKFUTTER!

I know too much wrote:

So do these celebrities watch regular jeopardy? Do they have any idea the questions are made so much easier for them?

I'm pretty sure they do, but they were just playing for charity after all. Their game totals don't matter at all, except whomever was first got $50,000 for their charity and 2nd and 3rd got $25,000 for the charity they were sponsoring.

Some of the celebs were decent on the show, but they usually appear nervous. They probably don't want to look stupid or anything, though the questions are much simpler and the Jeopardy judges aren't as specific with the answers. I imagine there's a lot more pressure when you're in front of a filled up Radio City Music Hall versus your living room though.

Your answer... half an outline of your hand.

And your wager... the other half of your hand.

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Trebek: FOREIGN FLICKS for 600.

Connery: Ursula Andress.

Trebek: What?

Connery: Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo, twice.

Trebek: That's foreign _flicks_, Mr. Connery.

Trebek: Let's see what Mr. Connery answered...the letter V. Well despite your best efforts V is a roman numeral, and your wager?

Connery writes: Suck it Trebek

Connery: HAHAha oh hahaa

Trebek: Burt Reynolds.

Reynolds: That's not my name...

Trebek: Ok, Turd Ferguson.

Reynolds: Yeah what do you want?

Trebek: You rang in.

Reynolds: No I didn't.

Trebek: Yes you did.

Reynolds: Yeah, well that's your opinion.