What are the characteristics of an Alpha?

ALPHA

- Lifts heavy weights and eats creatine and protein

- Doesn't give AF about what people thinks

- Very smooth and confident

- Has good looking cool clothes, but not overly concerned about his appearance

- Slicked back hair and shades

- Arouses every girl he talks to

Sham 69 wrote:

ALPHA

- Lifts heavy weights and eats creatine and protein

- Doesn't give AF about what people thinks

- Very smooth and confident

- Has good looking cool clothes, but not overly concerned about his appearance

- Slicked back hair and shades

- Arouses every girl he talks to

Lol this is hilarious. What are you, 12? I’m guessing ur in HS

The characteristics of an alpha is that they don't worry about whether they or others are alpha or beta or other.

When ordering food, he find out what his girlfriend wants, then orders for her. It's a classy move.

When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, he puts on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Anarcho-Bidenist wrote:

When ordering food, he DECIDES what his girlfriend wants, then orders for her. It's a classy move.

FTFY

Being the first letter in the Greek alphabet.

Being the first two syllables in the word "alphabet."

The alpha concept is just made up, grandpa.

therminator88 wrote:

The alpha concept is just made up, grandpa.

"Because he has a little dick, is insecure and is overcompensating. He thinks he's an alpha male"

"An alpha male is more of a personality type that usually describes somebody who is arrogant, obnoxious, insensitive, selfish, competitive while also being insecure and often resort to physical violence. Alpha male is a term that people use to protect their egos and in order to explain and validate their treatment of other people."

Anarcho-Bidenist wrote:

When ordering food, he find out what his girlfriend wants, then orders for her. It's a classy move.

Hunter complex. Bring home the bacon and feed the women. Show them who the meat boss is.

Anarcho-Bidenist wrote:

When ordering food, he find out what his girlfriend wants, then orders for her. It's a classy move.

When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, he puts on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

“Black Dog,” named after a Labrador dog that wandered around the studio while Led Zeppelin was recording, sees Robert Plant lamenting about a failed relationship with a gold digger.

Although the title was inspired by an actual dog, the term “black dog” has been used to refer to negative emotions, as well as a Hellhound, a mythical creature that follows someone before they die.

[Verse 1]

Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move

Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove

Ah, ah, child, way you shake that thing

Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting

Hey, hey, baby, when you walk that way

Watch your honey drip, I can't keep away

[Chorus]

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, oh, oh

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, oh, oh

[Verse 2]

I gotta roll, can't stand still

Got a flaming heart, can't get my fill

Eyes that shine, burning red

Dreams of you all through my head

[Break]

Ah-ah, ah-ah

Ah-ah, ah-ah

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ahh

[Bridge]

Hey baby, oh baby, pretty baby

Tell me would you do me now

Hey baby, oh baby, pretty baby

Move me while you groove me now

[Verse 3]

Take too long 'fore I found out

What people mean by down and out

Spent my money, took my car

Started tellin' her friend she' gon' be a star

I don't know, but I've been told

A big-legged woman ain't got no soul

[Chorus]

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, oh, oh

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, oh, oh

[Verse 4]

All I ask for, all I pray

Steady rollin' woman gonna come my way

Need a woman gonna hold my hand

Won't tell me no lies, make me a happy man

[Break]

Ah-ah, ah-ah

Ah-ah, ah-ah

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ahh

[Instrumental]

[Outro]

Hey baby, pretty baby, oh baby

Hey baby, pretty baby, oh baby

Hey baby, pretty baby, oh baby

Panda Express wrote:

What do you guys think?

Leadership

This is unintentionally hilarious.

I meant this.

Any of you blind followers who caved in and got the jab are not alphas. 🖕

Never having to ask this question

Anarcho-Bidenist wrote:

When ordering food, he find out what his girlfriend wants, then orders for her. It's a classy move.

When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, he puts on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Never got why anyone would want a coke with no ice.

Alpha symptoms are similar to delta (and likely onmicon too). You can expect a fever, cough, loss of taste/smell, etc… if you suspect you have alpha or ANY varient just get tested and quarantine.

Alphas are the guys at the top of the dominance hierarchies.

If you pretend that they don’t exist then you are at the bottom and know it.

Men look to you for guidance and seek your approval. Essentially they LET you dominate them professionally with a smile.

Women want to be with you. They also LET you dominate them.

I've have only really met a few men truly like this. There was basically a line of dudes lining up hoping to be accepted by this alpha male. They would do anything for him too. This wasn't in high school, but a totally professional post college organization full of guys in their 20-50s.

Literally was crazy to see how much power this dude had (and his official title wasn't even that high yet as he was still fairly young). Was a totally great guy too.