I won't tell my own because it might give away my identity. But I can tell a friend's story.
This friend of mine was the head boys track & field coach and had a season in the early 1980s where
he developed five 800 meter runners who ran under 2 minutes. All were to return to the team the next season. This friend who was also the cross country coach wound up being transferred to becoming the head girls track & field coach that next spring.
Guess who was the new boys track & field coach? You guessed it the head football coach who also enlisted all former assistants be members of the football staff even though none of them had any expertise in the sport of athletics!
What's your story?