As a distance runner, have you felt compelled to join a football team with "detachable pads"

barrett dahl. wrote:

also, what the f*ck kind of university "sings" the pledge of allegiance before class? how does one sing such a thing?

You are obviously not up to date with this controversy.

3years ago an nfl player named colin Kaepernick started a huge national riot because he would not stand for the pledge of allegiance before football games. Instead he chose to take a knee and disrespect combat veterans.

You do not seem to be listed on any of the university rosters or conference directories. Do you coach under a pseudonym so that your coaching does not create a conflict of interest with your business ventures?

My buddy's kid would make an immediate impact in cross county and track at any university in North America, and he's also super patriotic. He would prefer to run for a university in south-central Texas.

Awesome blossom. Hope he is faster than a possum.

Please drop your email, and I will reach out to you for your suns name so I can research his XV and track pr's and see if its sufficient for a campus tour and possible scholarships criteria.

the430miler wrote:

You are obviously not up to date with this controversy.

3years ago an nfl player named colin Kaepernick started a huge national riot because he would not stand for the pledge of allegiance before football games. Instead he chose to take a knee and disrespect combat veterans.

oh no. i'm up to date with the controversy.

the issue is, similar to other fictional things you write, the facts of the matter. it had absolutely nothing to do with the pledge of allegiance. it had to do with the national anthem.

you SAY the pledge of allegiance.

you SING the national anthem.

Whatever amigo. Same thing.

i will donate $200,000 directly to your cross country and track program if you can prove that you coach at a university. link to your program's website showing that you are the coach and an adjunct professor and i'll contact the finance department for wire instructions today.

barrett dahl.. wrote:

i will donate $200,000 directly to your cross country and track program if you can prove that you coach at a university. link to your program's website showing that you are the coach and an adjunct professor and i'll contact the finance department for wire instructions today.

And I'll match his offer.

BigTex wrote:

barrett dahl.. wrote:

i will donate $200,000 directly to your cross country and track program if you can prove that you coach at a university. link to your program's website showing that you are the coach and an adjunct professor and i'll contact the finance department for wire instructions today.

And I'll match his offer.

I would have to speak to the boards of regents regarding your donation. Although we are not the most heavily endowment (money circulation of wealth) university in teXXXas, we are also not disparate for donations . We are not in jeopardy of having to cut the T&F programs. That's not saying we wouldnt accept your donation.

The problem could come with tax issues with the IRS regarding the donation. Also, I was heavily lectured by the college higher-ups when took this job. We cannot accept monetary bribes in order to allow your son or daughter onto the team or into the university.

On a final note, you should go rent the movie "mr Hollands opus" starring richard dreyfuss. I was a tad bit younger when it came out and hated it. It goes into explicit detail regarding the elimination of certain subjects and extra curricular activities due to lack of economic funds within the institution. The movie also gives a similar account to the close relationships that i have with my athletes, and more recently my students as I am now an adjunct professor.

I hate to say this, but it's probably the greatest movie ever made. Most of our financial donors are doctors, lawyers, politicians, and alumni who went on to become successful and wanted to give back to their alma mater, our great university here in San Antonio.

-the430miler

owner, teXXXas tanning salons LLC

Owner, worlds best water company

Coach and adjunct professor

A university in San Antonio

Never join a team with detachable pads.

i'm pretty sure that sufficiently closes the case on whether or not you are a coach as no coach of any sport at any university would pass up a $400k donation to their program. anyone in your university administration would be livid to know that a coach passed this up.

so, that settles that.

Good luck sorting out the tax ramifications. This donation could risk an entire IRS lien on our institution and make us go out of business as a college.

My number 1 goal has always and will always be to protect the integrity of this college and the kids that I coach.

Not sure why you have a hard on for my team or an axe to grind against my young men. If you dislike me as a coach, then i would recommend simply not joining my team or my university. Simple as that.

Look man, this guy has been playing this part on here for a very long time. Everyone, other than newbies, know who he is and that everything he writes is fiction. Knowing that everything he writes is just a made up character is all part of LRC - when you know you get to sit back and find it funny how people get all worked up over his fiction. it's like the poor newbie fools who correct the spelling of moran or discus.

Given that you are using his real name, you know his posts are a fictional character. Don't let it upset you. It's not serious. Laugh at the people who take his posts seriously. Laugh at him because he's a tool. Whatever.

If he still bugs you, don't open his posts.

step back a bit wrote:

Look man, this guy has been playing this part on here for a very long time. Everyone, other than newbies, know who he is and that everything he writes is fiction. Knowing that everything he writes is just a made up character is all part of LRC - when you know you get to sit back and find it funny how people get all worked up over his fiction. it's like the poor newbie fools who correct the spelling of moran or discus.

Given that you are using his real name, you know his posts are a fictional character. Don't let it upset you. It's not serious. Laugh at the people who take his posts seriously. Laugh at him because he's a tool. Whatever.

If he still bugs you, don't open his posts.

Just ignore that loser thats trying to impersonate me.

I dont have to prove CRUD to anybody or anything. The only thing I have to prove is being the most successful team in San Antonio.

I'll upload a video of me coaching my college boys here in SA, but it prob wont be enough to pleasure his lil punk azz

the430miler wrote:

I'll upload a video of me coaching my college boys here in SA, but it prob wont be enough to pleasure his lil punk azz

This would be great!!! Looking forward to watching it!

Another option:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

the430miler wrote:

Just ignore that loser thats trying to impersonate me.

I dont have to prove CRUD to anybody or anything. The only thing I have to prove is being the most successful team in San Antonio.

I'll upload a video of me coaching my college boys here in SA, but it prob wont be enough to pleasure his lil punk azz

UIW is the most successful university team in San Antonio and you are not Coach Riedel.