Broke 20 minutes in the 5k. Gobble gobble mother effers!
Broke 20 minutes in the 5k. Gobble gobble mother effers!
Made up a playlist for my ipod shuffle consisting of Culture Club, Madonna, and Michael Jackson.
Guy grabbed by girlfriend's ass in a bar. I punched him. We left. Bar fight ensued...
Trolled LRC boards for 8 hours one day.
That Ultra Guy wrote:
Pissed on the trees in my yard, just marking my territory
+1
Ha! I did that, too. (Only back yard, though)
A married woman. While her husband watched.
Started the women's cross country and track & field teams at three major universities? Not sure that's alpha . . .
EmasculatedMan I watched a movie about a guy who was really alpha and secretly enjoyed it:
Drove 110 mph driving over the Chesapeake Bay Bridge in 1980.
I told Chuck Norris to shut his trap, and he did.
Sexually assaulted dozens of women over a period of decades and have yet to pay a legal prove for it..
H. Weinstein. L Moonves, et al
alsviðr wrote:
Pissed on the door of my employer's business after they let me go (they used me as a fill in when the designers father died and didnt tell me).
He probably just had other things on his mind.
I married my daughter.
I've won a 5k, 10-mile, 10k in Vibram Five Fingers.
Called someone a 'Beta C*ck' from an anonymous internet address and then ran away.
Beta C*ck!!!
WoodyAllen wrote:
I married my daughter.
Supposed to be most alpha, not most Alabama.
Joined the Marine Corps, killed a lot of Al Qaeda dudes, banged a lot of their wives.
Jambo Cabao wrote:
Joined the Marine Corps, killed a lot of Al Qaeda dudes, banged a lot of their wives.
Changed my baby's diaper. I've got PTSDs from it.
You can usually spot me with a toothpick behind my ear but this is because I always carry a few in my wallet to use after I eat. But i don't do this for some badboy alpha look.
i don't get along with an office worker who is a racist. i would rub cat feces on different parts of his clothing in the locker room. he has a truck with a small rust spot. i have been spraying vinegar on the rust area , and now the whole door panel is rusted out.
Emma Coburn to miss Olympic Trials after breaking ankle in Suzhou
Jakob on Oly 1500- “Walk in the park if I don’t get injured or sick”
VALBY has graduated (w/ honors) from Florida, will she go to grad school??
Congrats to Kyle Merber - Merber has left Citius for position w/ Michael Johnson's track league
2024 College Track & Field Open Coaching Positions Discussion