Go.
Go.
Walked on the hood and roof of Sheriff Buford Pusser’s car when it was in the host hotel parking lot of a law enforcement convention.
I stared at the sun for an hour.
Paced a woman 20 miles of a marathon to her qualifying to the Olympic marathon trials.
Made a smart English tea for my running buddies.
Not mentioned or bragged about the most alpha thing I've ever done
I did like 10 pushups the other day.
Stay hard.
Adjusted my withered man parts in front of a bunch of guys at the local pub
I swapped my old office chair , with someone 6 floors above me , who had a newer chair . Then quit , 2 weeks later , and on my last day , took all the staplers on the 11 floors of our office and threw them in a garbage can 4 blocks away .
kept my mouth shut when my wife burned the pot roast and ate it like a champ
Pissed on the door of my employer's business after they let me go (they used me as a fill in when the designers father died and didnt tell me).
That was while everyone was in the building and looking at me. Bitches need a smack down.
Donned my pink Brooks Brothers non-iron chinos instead of the khaki pair at the garden club event
What my pants trying to do a pull up
Fired a Thompson machine gun at a target that I am not allowed to to describe in a country that I cannot say we were in.
Left a big steaming pile outside the locked restroom door of the local high school track.
Shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
Acknowledged my privilege and committed my life to apologizing for not being born a poor gay minority.
old time miltary wrote:
Fired a Thompson machine gun at a target that I am not allowed to to describe in a country that I cannot say we were in.
That's not alpha. That's being a sheep who's blindly following orders.
shaved my leg, arm and chest hair for performance gains
Pissed on the trees in my yard, just marking my territory
RIP: D3 All-American Frank Csorba - who ran 13:56 in March - dead
RENATO can you talk about the preparation of Emile Cairess 2:06
Running for Bowerman Track Club used to be cool now its embarrassing
Hats off to my dad. He just ran a 1:42 Half Marathon and turns 75 in 2 months!
Great interview with Steve Cram - says Jakob has no chance of WRs this year
Rest in Peace Adrian Lehmann - 2:11 Swiss marathoner. Dies of heart attack.