Got yelled at for "letting" my girlfriend go running in a sports bra...

She was probably jealous of your girlfriend’s fit toned body and got intimidated so kicked up a ruckus about it.

At the same time, she was probably checking you out.

CapnPerv wrote:

moist wrote:

Dude control your girl, yo. Also you should have mooned her.

And.... pics?

+1

Pics..send nudes.

Keep your pimp hand strong, bro!

Man up.

Ok. I want everyone to guess where the OP is posting from. I haven't looked yet and even though I'm from the south I'm going to have to say the south. It makes sense from both a weather (it's hot down there) and moral standpoint.

Speaking of nude pics. If you boys want to send them, here is your chance:

Why would you wear a half tight during summer. That is gay.

rojo wrote:

CapnPerv wrote:

+1

Pics..send nudes.

Keep your pimp hand strong, bro!

Man up.

Ok. I want everyone to guess where the OP is posting from. I haven't looked yet and even though I'm from the south I'm going to have to say the south. It makes sense from both a weather (it's hot down there) and moral standpoint.

Probably Orange County, CA. So I suppose technically that’s the southwest so it’s in the south but I know what you mean by south.

I say OC because that’s a place where entitled wealthy morons try to tell everyone what to do with their lives. And running in a sports bra is a common theme in CA since everyone has a tan.

I really wouldn’t worry too much about it. That lady sounds crazy and honestly I know a lot of females who will run in sports bra and shorts when it’s really hot out.

I used to coach HS Track. We were at an elementary school practicing and some of my guys had their shirts off.

A lady with a bunch of elementary kids complained.

I said- Lady, have you even been to the beach or a public pool?

Do they wear shirts there?

She shut up and left.

And no man complained, I’ll bet.

sbeefyk2 wrote:

rojo wrote:

Ok. I want everyone to guess where the OP is posting from. I haven't looked yet and even though I'm from the south I'm going to have to say the south. It makes sense from both a weather (it's hot down there) and moral standpoint.

Probably Orange County, CA. So I suppose technically that’s the southwest so it’s in the south but I know what you mean by south.

I say OC because that’s a place where entitled wealthy morons try to tell everyone what to do with their lives. And running in a sports bra is a common theme in CA since everyone has a tan.

Definitely not OC. The OP said humid and there is zero humidity there. Also people here (I live here btw) could care less if you are working out in a sports bra since it's so common. I feel like OP is from the Midwest or south where morals come into play more.

vivalarepublica wrote:

First of all, you were not tempting any women with your runner's bod.

Second, why were you running with your girlfriend? I hope this was some of super easy shake out run or cool down, or your girlfriend is the sub-17 type. Otherwise, no excuses.

Lastly, you've got to think better on your feet with the zingers for Grandma Prude? Some examples:

-Your husband needs to tell you to shut the hell up.

-Just because nobody wants to see you naked doesn't mean the rest of us can't show off our bods.

-Shut the hell up, lady, and get in the time machine back to 1950.

0/10

At my high school in Maine (of all places) they didn't allow anyone to run in sports bras or shirtless, because we might get sun burned.... (at least that was the reason they gave)....thankfully it was only ever annoying for like 2 weeks of practice a year.

runn wrote:

I used to coach HS Track. We were at an elementary school practicing and some of my guys had their shirts off.

A lady with a bunch of elementary kids complained.

I said- Lady, have you even been to the beach or a public pool?

Do they wear shirts there?

She shut up and left.

That runner's name? ...... Albra Einstein.

(You left out the part where you made a witty reply, and then everyone clapped and bought you Starbucks.)

I'm going to say it is not likely to be Texas. If it were, I'd go with San Antonio due to stoplights, more conservative Hispanic culture toward women, and still some humidity.

That being said, southerners are also usually polite and don't do as much in your face stuff as this.

I would go ahead and even say it was probably somewhere like Jersey or maybe even NYC.

Texas HS Coach wrote:

I'm going to say it is not likely to be Texas. If it were, I'd go with San Antonio due to stoplights, more conservative Hispanic culture toward women, and still some humidity.

That being said, southerners are also usually polite and don't do as much in your face stuff as this.

I would go ahead and even say it was probably somewhere like Jersey or maybe even NYC.

NYC? Have you ever been to Central Park in the summer? Nobody is wearing a shirt, men or women. If you're actually from Texas, it totally explains this because most people there are total morans and have no idea how the world actually operates.

Oh never mind.

OP was posting in Grand Junction, Colorado. Surprising?

Why are Christians such prudes? Didn't they learn from Adam and Eve?

rojo wrote:

OP was posting in Grand Junction, Colorado. Surprising?

Not surprising at all. That is one conservative land out there in western CO.

Of course the regressive left in CO (Boulder) would take issue with this.........................

rojo wrote:

CapnPerv wrote:

+1

Pics..send nudes.

Keep your pimp hand strong, bro!

Man up.

Ok. I want everyone to guess where the OP is posting from. I haven't looked yet and even though I'm from the south I'm going to have to say the south. It makes sense from both a weather (it's hot down there) and moral standpoint.

Speaking of nude pics. If you boys want to send them, here is your chance:

https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article213860404.html

That ruler ain't quite long enough.