Yesterday my girlfriend and I went running after work. It was almost 95 and humid so she was just wearing a Nike sports bra and some running shorts. While waiting at a stop light some lady comes up and starts reading us the riot act about being indecent, how she was tempting other married men to look, how she could see nipple outlines, how it was degrading women bla, bla bla. She then proceeds to tell me I shouldn't let her dress like that. The ironic thing was that I was wearing a pair of half tights and no shirt. She says nothing about how I was being a temptation to women etc. It was just super awkward and I felt really bad about it.
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