Cecily Tynan accused of assault at Philadelphia U2 show

The linked article in Philadelphia magazine is better:

https://www.phillymag.com/news/2018/06/14/cecily-tynan-assault-u2-concert/

The most damning detail is this admission by the alleged victim:

“I didn’t know she was even on TV. I only watch Fox 29.”

I wouldn't trust anyone who only watches Fox.

As soon as I saw the subject line and then the snippet in the first post, I said to myself "I bet Rossi had something to do with this"

Or..in the words of the late, not-so-great Marion Berry "B*tch Set Me Up!"

Tis but a scratch

brogan1 wrote:

Tis but a scratch

What scratch. Look like a bug bite.

I just read all of the comments under the photo Stephen Buchanan (the boyfriend) posted on Facebook. The two involved and all of their friends are acting like a bunch of cry babies. Their story changes a couple times. First they said they were singing and dancing around and then they said they were just standing there talking to each other when Cecily grabbed her shoulder to tell them to shut the f*** up. They keep using words like assault and traumatic experience, talk about suing, and felt the need to mention they have an autistic child at home.

brogan1 wrote:

I just read all of the comments under the photo Stephen Buchanan (the boyfriend) posted on Facebook. The two involved and all of their friends are acting like a bunch of cry babies. Their story changes a couple times. First they said they were singing and dancing around and then they said they were just standing there talking to each other when Cecily grabbed her shoulder to tell them to shut the f*** up. They keep using words like assault and traumatic experience, talk about suing, and felt the need to mention they have an autistic child at home.

$$$$...sounds like a Rossi move.

She's 49? Damn, she looks younger and is quite attractive

Ka-ching wrote:

brogan1 wrote:

I just read all of the comments under the photo Stephen Buchanan (the boyfriend) posted on Facebook. The two involved and all of their friends are acting like a bunch of cry babies. Their story changes a couple times. First they said they were singing and dancing around and then they said they were just standing there talking to each other when Cecily grabbed her shoulder to tell them to shut the f*** up. They keep using words like assault and traumatic experience, talk about suing, and felt the need to mention they have an autistic child at home.

$$$$...sounds like a Rossi move.

The clean-up....have seen this process before.

What is interesting is that Cecily originally had tweeted a picture from that concert with a colleague, Ducis Rodgers, thanking co-host Jim Gardner, who responded in a tweet. The picture that Ms. Tynan posted and her tweet have been deleted.

Here is the pic...

You can see the responses to her tweet, including that of Jim Gardner here:

Fact checker. wrote:

Terrible reporting. They report that “Tynan, 49, attempting to block the camera phone”, but it was the police officers hand blocking the photo. How lazy can a reporter be to not even click on the actual photo and look at it?

These people seem pretty desperate for attention, this will go nowhere.

HI CECILY!

Adam J’s panties wrote:

HI CECILY!

Sorry tiny, I’m not her. My observation is also not earth shattering or original, another news story actually points out the police officer was blocking the camera. This reporter was just terrible, like your affliction. A micro penis is no joke. I’m sorry for you, really. Try to stay positive little man.

Did they attend the world famous Jenkintown Shakedown Seminar?

Wow...Mike Rossi wins again.

Fred Gwynne wrote:

Fact checker. wrote:

These people seem pretty desperate for attention, this will go nowhere.

You are correct. The boyfriend called the morning sports talk show. Of course he didn’t and his girlfriend didn’t do anything. Sounded like a annoying loser.

Yes, nailed it. Her story from article:

"She says that she was standing up dancing at the beginning of the concert when she allegedly felt someone’s fingernails digging into her collarbone. When she turned around, a woman who turned out to be Tynan told her that she was trying to enjoy the concert and to “shut the f*** up.”"

Does she think this story makes sense? She was yelling at her to shut up at a concert? How quietly was the band suppose to have been playing so that people voices would block out the music to the point where you'd yell and swear at them to shut up?

The bigger problem is that Lewandowski is a big girl, she's at least double the weight of Cecily, but Cecily attacked her for talking too loud?

And then the biggest problem - Cecily was behind her, but grabbed her by the collarbone and that's what caused the Lewanadowski to turn around? Cecily is a tiny girl, she somehow reached overtop of this chunky girl and grabbed her collar bone?

This reads like a troll attempt on LRC. 0/10 . Before you tell a story it's a good idea to sit down and think about if it makes any sense at all. This story is just sad. At least say you turned around first and then she assaulted you if you are going to post a picture of supposed injuries she caused on the front of your body. Hope the 15 minutes of fame is worth it.

The next Mike Rossi? In the running for Philly Magazine's loser of the year

I just read that the boyfriend once ate mayonnaise by the handful (4 lbs according to Reddit) in order to qualify for Wing Bowl.

https://twitter.com/WIPWingBowl/status/804306958136262656

Kenny's Former Sandwich Artist wrote:

. . . a Tuesday night Karaoke host at a suburban TGI Fridays. is a guest host position and you get an employee meal & two sodas on the house no pay is involved

.-----and you get to bang the bartender in the back storeroom.

Clerin Idup wrote:

Kenny's Former Sandwich Artist wrote:

. . . a Tuesday night Karaoke host at a suburban TGI Fridays. is a guest host position and you get an employee meal & two sodas on the house no pay is involved

.-----and you get to bang the bartender in the back storeroom.

...or swans

I read the article, it says after the cops were finished the interviews with Brittany and Cecily that Brittany was allowed to return to her seat while Cecily was given a suite. Wow, i wasn’t aware that a person can get upgraded to a suite as a reward for assaulting another person. They better build more at the Linc if this is the new policy