temp wrote:
Dear Old Dude,
Please do not give your female office coworker a Christmas gift it is creepy and weird. I would have responded sooner with a hand written note, but only retired people do that and I didn't want to encourage your inappropriate behavior. Hopefully we can let this go without having to involve HR, your advances are unwelcome and make me uncomfortable.
Sincerely someone who only spends time with you because I'm getting paid and I really need the money,
Jane
If this wasn't a troll I would feel very sad for you, but no young person is named Jane.