I fully plan on getting mauled to death by a multitude of dogs while running through Council Bluffs Iowa as the resident rednecks and their children chuckle while yelling, "Run forest run!" and hope that the dogs don't finish me all in one sitting and save some for later so that they don't have to spend as much of their unemployment checks on dog food.
strangulation.
I figure it will involve a murder-sucide.
Not sure which I will die from though.
Stroke. Something is just going to piss me off, and I'll blow a gasket, and that'll be it.
Probably internal bleeding from being struck numerous times by blunt objects (e.g. fists, shoes, baseball bats). For some reason I included in my contract for my new movie 'Fever Pitch' that anyone who doesn't like it gets a free shot at me. It's possible though that i may survive since hardly any people will see it and the beatings shouldn't last for more than a week.
I will die "in the saddle."
grey goo
Let us see I had a stroke&heart attack. I currently have Cardio-Myopathy,A Fib,Sleep Apnea,Periferal Poly Neuropathy,
Hypo Thyroidism,High Blood Pressure and Three Ex-Wives.
Lori, Carol,Jackie, I love you all but you win this one too!!
i'll die from sex
gesh wrote:
i'll die from sex
i'm guessing you forgot to write "lack of"
Eddy Hellebuyck will die from EPO overdose in 2 years.
Martin Franklin will die from being pushed into the path of a subway train in Boston in some April in the future.
I will die with my face looking like a glazed donut.
In a cell in guantanamo...
auto erotic asphixiation
Stolen Bikes Ride Faster wrote:
auto erotic asphixiation
Damn you! You beat me to it. Some important-on-a-local-basis guy was found this way a few years back. He'd wrapped himself in duct tape to get off. It's all out there, boys.
Let's see. I'm male and look like my grandfather, who like his six brothers all lost their short term memories at about 90 yrs old and then lasted another two or three years. His last year he just sat there in his chair, expressionless, with mouth agape. Some days I already feel that way, so I assume those moments will just become more and more frequent until they all blend together.
heroin overdose.
Myxomatosis for sure.
Probably multiple gunshot wounds, but only after my guns run dry.
Skin cancer or in a motorcyle wreck
The Terry Schiavo case made me realize that a living will is needed. I talked to my wife about my wishes if I was ever being kept alive with a feeding tube. I told her to keep my @ss alive! I want every tube put into me, and I want her and my family to wait on me hand and foot! I don't want to die!!
by the way, I think I will die in a case of road rage. I hate slow drivers, and one day I am going to piss off the wrong guy.
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