I'm supposed to get killed at the Boston Marathon by some deranged f***er on this board.
Out.
I'm supposed to get killed at the Boston Marathon by some deranged f***er on this board.
Out.
Rectal cancer. Just my luck. I'll be assigned to some sick muthaf***a' of a whacko proctologist who likes to perform long and deep examinations. This with my bad luck will go on for years. I'll then die a slow painful death -- from rectal cancer.
Ain't life a bitch?
chronic dontgiveaf***ism
What if my head were severed by the gears of a carbine, and it landed several feet from my convulsing twitching body, on the stump of my neck?
It would take seven minutes for the blood to drain from my skull and i would be conscious and able to see.
Initally, I'd be upset for f***ing up in such a tremendous fashion, but I get easily distracted- I've got a tendency toward sloth. I'd be a trooper, keep my chin up, ponder something pointless:
Am I my head or my body? Am I my body or my head? I think I'm more attached to my head, emotionally.
It's horrible, the average death. In a hospital room stuck on a Frankenstein machine. I hope I die in a freakish way, by an act of sheer stupidity.
Something like... electric shaver in the bathtub...lunchbox falls from a scaffold, drops twenty floors, and crushes me like an insect.
As I was watching Fox New on Peter Jennings, I sat wondering what I would die from someday (hopefully no time soon).
What do you think will be the cause of your death? Hopefully, there will be at least a couple serious answers :) Will it be a disease, accident, old age, etc.?
Al Quaeda bombing
skin cancer because I'm outside between 10am and 4pm just about every day.
nuclear war
proabably scurvy or polio
Lack of oxygen.
Heart attack. At the ripe old age of 25.
Car accident for sure. I've had a reoccuring dream where I get hit by a Cadillac during a long run.
boredom
second hand smoke
i dont really care as long as my last words are "hey, watch this!"
Bathtub fall. It worked for Alf Shrubb.
Blood loss from getting spiked at the start line and bleeding profusely while running a 3:19 1500m.
Skin cancer. I have very pale skin and burn easily.
hypoxia
My heart stopping, duh!!!!
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