SUNYAC Track and Field 2016-2017

ok? wrote:

He's a physics major. Here's a link to the median physicists salary, courtesy of the bureau of labor statistics:

https://www.bls.gov/ooh/life-physical-and-social-science/physicists-and-astronomers.htm

(It's $114,870 per year in case you're too inept to check)

You're annoying. Here's a link to the median annoying person's salary, courtesy of the bureau of labor statistics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S65jqrHQi_c

Lol you're​ an idiot. Must be from Geneseo. Did you even read the notes on the chart? It says "Doctoral or Professional degree" which is not the same as getting a dinky little bachelors degree in physics. Look up the difference. Do you realize how many idiots can get a bachelor's in physics? Did you seriously think he would be making that much? You must still be in school you dumb cuck.

*Edit: I'm still dumbfounded you think a kid right out of college like IGC would make that much...

The link you were searching for is here:

his salary would be between 46-58k but that's probably a little optimistic since IGC is focusing on track and not getting internship/research experience which employers care way more about than running. So he will probably just make 40k lol hopefully mommy and daddy paid for school.

Please prove me wrong little Geneseo boy.

ok? wrote:

He's a physics major. Here's a link to the median physicists salary, courtesy of the bureau of labor statistics:

https://www.bls.gov/ooh/life-physical-and-social-science/physicists-and-astronomers.htm

(It's $114,870 per year in case you're too inept to check)

You're annoying. Here's a link to the median annoying person's salary, courtesy of the bureau of labor statistics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S65jqrHQi_c

Yeah dude, the other guy is a dick but look at Geneseos salaries here...the last link...it's pretty meager if you ask me. (At least if you just get a bachelor's) I guess the education ain't all it's cracked up to be.

You're not a very good stats guy are you?

JustAStatsGuy wrote:

ok? wrote:

He's a physics major. Here's a link to the median physicists salary, courtesy of the bureau of labor statistics:

https://www.bls.gov/ooh/life-physical-and-social-science/physicists-and-astronomers.htm

(It's $114,870 per year in case you're too inept to check)

You're annoying. Here's a link to the median annoying person's salary, courtesy of the bureau of labor statistics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S65jqrHQi_c

Yeah dude, the other guy is a dick but look at Geneseos salaries here...the last link...it's pretty meager if you ask me. (At least if you just get a bachelor's) I guess the education ain't all it's cracked up to be.

https://www.geneseo.edu/career_development/graduate-data

hey guys. I m drunk again & lonely on a monday nite, thankflly my salary of 12k/yr is keeping me affloat. sry i only work as a part time janitur at the nearby middle skool. i have loads of free time on my hands so i use them to wank off 2 igc's times

Why does this thread have a mood lower than a Geneseo graduate's median income? It's this sort of attitude that keeps me over in the NESCAC thread, a place where dreams can come true. Lighten up and have fun discussing who will go home DEVASTATED at SUNYACs in few days.

CortlandAlum, you are the anti-Roast Beph, SAD. Either sit back and enjoy a nice Genesee, or go jump into it. You're making the camo lads look bad.

Cookies n Milf wrote:

Why does this thread have a mood lower than a Geneseo graduate's median income? It's this sort of attitude that keeps me over in the NESCAC thread, a place where dreams can come true. Lighten up and have fun discussing who will go home DEVASTATED at SUNYACs in few days.

CortlandAlum, you are the anti-Roast Beph, SAD. Either sit back and enjoy a nice Genesee, or go jump into it. You're making the camo lads look bad.

Ok, that's a good point. I'll have another Genesee and relax for a bit. But you guys better spice up this board some because until I came here it was just a Geneseo circle jerk. I'm just trying to get this place back to the good ol days when people ran like hell and this forum was cool. I guess a few beers in I get carried away..gotta stop it. That IGC guy seems actually pretty nice, I have nothing against him. Go run fast kids. Make me proud, maybe I'll take a day off and come watch ya race. I wasnt too slow myself back then

cream ale wrote:

You're not a very good stats guy are you?

JustAStatsGuy wrote:

Yeah dude, the other guy is a dick but look at Geneseos salaries here...the last link...it's pretty meager if you ask me. (At least if you just get a bachelor's) I guess the education ain't all it's cracked up to be.

https://www.geneseo.edu/career_development/graduate-data

tl;dr: All Geneseo kids go home DEVASTATED because they will never make more than $30,500. Unfortunately, there is no charisma data for Geneseo grads in the above links, but I'm sure that would be very low too.

HOWDY Y'ALL!

It's your drunk uncle Bill here to slam you with a few SUNYAC predictions and intolerant idioms that will be sure to leave your Thanksgiving dinner table more awkward 'n the Republican health care bill.

800m - Ben Griffen has got this one tied up tighter 'n the arabs I've got locked in my basement (don't tell). Challengers include the lead singer of Creed, raindeer meat kid. and a 17th year senior.

1500m - I'm still counting on deportation, but if the swift hand o' justice doesn't crack down like I crack the whip in my fields, the dirty mexican will walk away with the title. Challengers include the dirty 800m hipster, two cans of Genesee, and a wizard

5k - Your great Peepaw Collins'll likely get this one if his new hip comes in on time, but Kramer will be ridin' him closer than I ride your sister.

10k - The Geneseo cucks'll likely pack up this one on Buzz Lightyear in an effort to score more points. "Other Alex" looks pretty strong in this one, but he'll have "no stride Greensiech" and his teammate the ghost of Pre on his tail.

The 3k steeple is some liberal bullshit, I don't wanna talk about it. Although I do love that camo boy.

That does it for my predictions *burp* see y'all later!

You cocky boys think you can run? Try running to the library every day. You think you're tough? Try being a bio major. You ladies don't got SHIT on me. I could outrun all of you any day in any event and still make it to the library in time to study for 6 hours. You don't get to where I am with luck. No, you get there with 4 cans of monster an hour and a sack full of determination. I haven't touched myself intimately in MY LIFE. You wanna know why? I need to conserve my testosterone for bigger and better things. I refuse to be distracted by females. My work is my only true love. If you think you can step to this, hit me up at SUNYACS.

MattyP69 wrote:

You cocky boys think you can run? Try running to the library every day. You think you're tough? Try being a bio major. You ladies don't got SHIT on me. I could outrun all of you any day in any event and still make it to the library in time to study for 6 hours. You don't get to where I am with luck. No, you get there with 4 cans of monster an hour and a sack full of determination. I haven't touched myself intimately in MY LIFE. You wanna know why? I need to conserve my testosterone for bigger and better things. I refuse to be distracted by females. My work is my only true love. If you think you can step to this, hit me up at SUNYACS.

Yes. Yes. No.

My Predictions for the meet this weekend:

100m- Liebel, Buff State

200m- Liebel, Buff State

400m- Jemmott, Cortland

800m- Griffin, Oswego

1500m- IGC

5k- IGC

10k- Pulvidente, Geneseo

110HH- Flood, Cortland

400mH- Johnson, Cortland

3kSC- Ryan, Cortland

4x1- Buff State

4x4- Buff State

HJ- Flood, Cortland

PV- Oehler-Marx, Brockport

LJ- Williams, Cortland

TJ- Jones, Cortland

SP- Rogers, Brockport

Discus- Couch, Cortland

HT- Couch, Cortland

Jav- Flood, Cortland

Dec- Di Vittorio, Cortland

Team- Cortland (Thanks to Jack Flood and Connor Christopherson, they will score more than half of the teams by themselves)

DEVASTATED

Overview of the meet:

10k winner is given the golden participation medal for winning the "how did no one break 32" race. Freshman sends 50 JPDs post-race causing teammates to be VERY CONCERNED about his ego.

Camo boy ditches calf socks for the steeple. Competitors, blinded by the fleshy white glisten of his shins (despite the being no sun), shield their eyes causing them to miss his hard move for home.

IGC cannot stop WINNING. Geneseo still goes home DEVASTATED by a -15 speed spell cast by the wizard.

Sir hippogirff comes back from 1st place in the human-category for the 1500m to win the 800m. A washed up Beggar proves that age does not equal maturity.

Did I say IGC cannot stop WINNING? I was WRONG. Kramer DEVASTATES his teammate as Kyle Collins drops his cane causing him to turn around to pick it up, costing him the victory.

Overall team scores:

Geneseo wins the real meet with 106 points

Cortland OPENS THE FLOOD GATES to steal the trophy, win only shame

The Brockport "we have large men" throw heavy objects and jump high

Buff State's fastest kid is white... whaaaat?

Freddy's college is on the upswing

Oneonta RIP

Other schools remain irrelevant