Who wrote:
A highly controlled scientific study conducted using a representative sample of all races, genders, ages, and socioeconomic levels concluded that yuppies use glide and non-yuppies use vaseline to control chafing. So, be careful, the choice you make may stigmatize you and predict the person you become.
What if I use both? Bodyglides only downside is that the stick doesnt last long and if it gets hot you might as well chunk it. Vasoline, on the other hand, is messy and causes people to look at your funny when you have it on your chestofdrawers in your bedroom. It also doesnt last as long on the long, sticky summer runs. But really, the Yuppy comment doesnt make any sense since vasoline isnt cheap itself.