I told this girl I ran a marathon to bed her and now she's asking ??s

Google it, i came up with like 5 races.

As if telling a girl you ran a marathon would do any good. Maybe if you told her you hadn't run a marathon to seduce her I would believed your post.

K. Brown? Just tell her you lied about the whole thing and actually pitch for the Yankees.

Hey Dawg, I'd LOVE to see you again.....I'll let ya go down on me and everything......OH, by the way, ignore those wart-like things while you're down there.....

She'll know you were lying when you start gasping for air and keel over from a heart attack after having sex with her. Of course, you'll die with a smile on your face.

Ask Larry Mboga what he would do.

nobody ever got a girl to sleep with them because they told her they were a long distance runner.

I think what you should do is quit making up bullshit stories like this. And I'm not talking about your supposed marathon lie.

Thanks taht worked great.

This weekend she and her roomate are inviting me over for dinner, is taht cool or what? I think I'm gonna score a threesome all because of this running stuff

Be honest. You didn't tell the lies to a girl, you lied to the guys.

Bastard

bull caller wrote:

nobody ever got a girl to sleep with them because they told her they were a long distance runner.

today in class the students got me off topic and onto running. i had a student ask me today, in a serious tone, "are there runner groupies?...i mean, do girls like guys because they're fast runners?"

"what do you think?", i said.

Dawg wrote:

Thanks taht worked great.

This weekend she and her roomate are inviting me over for dinner, is taht cool or what? I think I'm gonna score a threesome all because of this running stuff

Best of luck man! Perhaps you can pull off the Seinfeld "Menage a trois" success story. But then you'd have to get thick carpeting and weird lighting...

of course there are runner groupies, just ask ritz, or webb (pre-bald, child molester look era of course)

Tell her you were leading the race until some crazy asshole in a kilt jumped out of the crowd and tackled you.

Man, just ask her to run the phili thon with you. If she runs with you then she'll know you can run a thon, plus you can go at her pace and not get exposed as a the f***-up you are. If she is not a runner, run it yourself break 3 hours and she will think you are a stud. Plus you will get a little post race cowgirl action.

God no there are not runner groupies. See my theory is, we don't take up enough space. If you go to a party at a college, all you see is the big f***in' football players. They take up so much damn space that there is no way for a scrwny distance runner to be spotted. No matter how bad the football team is, as long as they are taking up space they are gonna be noticed over any of us.

Solution? Maybe we have to always travel in packs. Its like a CC team helping out the top runner, we just gotta get enough of us beautifully gaunt runners together, once we get noticed, its every man for himself, just like once we break the teams, its a dog fight to the finish.