If you're late to the party:
Malmo- I ran a 177 mile week, then missed a couple days next week with the flu.
Posters- So you got sick from the mileage, eh?
Malmo- Nope, I got sick because I had the flu. Getting sick happens to most people 2-3 times a year, regardless of mileage.
Posters- Nuh uh, it was the mileage. Everyone knows that.
Malmo- My experience differs. What you said is dumb.
Posters- Oh, so you're saying if a 15 year old boy ran 170 miles next week, he'd be fine?
Malmo- No.
Posters- So you admit high mileage makes you sick?
Malmo- No, can any of you read?
Posters- You're arrogant!
Malmo- You're ignorant.
Posters- But running a lot MAKES YOU SICK.
Malmo- Not in my experience, or in the experience of all my super fast friends.
Posters- You're arrogant and mean!
Malmo- I'm also right.
Posters- But why don't you conform to our preconceived notions?
Malmo- Becuase they're wrong. I got sick 2-3 times a year, regardless of mileage. I got injured more at low mileage than high mileage, too.
Posters- Ok, you're clearly senile. You're saying that you speak for the whole running community, and every 15 year old boy with a pair of spikes should be running 175 miles a week, all at tempo pace?
Malmo- *hides face in palm of hands*
Exeunt omnes