I figure most everyone has done a turkey trot race and you had to be in good shape after cross country. So here goes:
Nationals was the week prior so I was in good shape and in a 5 mile Turkey Trot I ran 24:18 for 2nd place.
7 years later ran that turkey trot again and won it in 24:35.
At a TT 3 years ago I got a turkey for winning my age group.