In the style of The National Enquirer I make the following predictions for the second half of 2007.
1. By Summer's end a real Godzilla monster will emerge from the region of Japan recently experiencing a massive earthquake. Scientists will link the monster to radiation leakage from the affected unclear plant.
2. Alan Webb will win the gold in the 1500 at the World Championships but will get so excited after crossing the finish line that he goes completely insane and for months sits in a mental institute babbling "Godzilla".
3. K. Bekele, fresh of his 5k win at the World Championships will challenge Godzilla to a "loser leave town" race in order to try and save the homeland of his new sponsor Asics. Godzilla's agent refuses the race siting EPO suspicions.
4. Breaux Greer is paid $500k by the Japanese government to throw poison tipped Javelins at the Godzilla monster. Unfortunately Breaux is eaten before being able to collect his money.
5. Christian Cantwell is elected ruler of Japan after he single-handedly over powers the Godzilla monster, returning peace to the Land of the Rising Sun. Long live Christian!