...you go to the bathroom before you run but still have to go again before you finish...
...you're American but still refer to distances less than a mile in meters...
...you go to golf courses to run...
......LetsRun.com is your homepage... (guilty)
...you double knot all your shoes out of habit...
.......you get upset and impatient when results from the race you ran aren't posted online by the time you get home...