Ever had your ass smacked while running?

Can you have someone who was running in your group tell us the truth?

To the original poster, i don't think that was the 1st time your ass was ever touched during a run.....

Mizzou relays - 2005 wrote:

To the original poster, i don't think that was the 1st time your ass was ever touched during a run.....

True, but the story was noteable for him because normally it's a guy.

"I was shocked and excited all at the same time.."

Sounds like a bad version of Penthouse letters.

Tommy2Nuts wrote:

"I was shocked and excited all at the same time.."

Sounds like a bad version of Penthouse letters.

Careful editing ensures there is no such thing. You must be referring to the hotness thread.

A college coach on another team did that to me once (minus the mmmm -mmmm part). I know it happens in sports, and I know he meant well, but I have to admit it was a little distracting. NO no... I wasn't feeling conflited with my sexual preferences. But, here I am in a race trying to hang on, and SLAP... it was atypical enough to be the only time it's happened to me.

I've seen a guy get his a$$ smacked by a girl he was smack talking before a race as she passed him near the end.

I had that happen to me in Vegas last summer. I'm running down The Strip about 6:00 AM and two drunk girls are staggering back to their hotel. One yells, "Hey Runner Guy - I wanna' spank you a$$!!!"

I just start laughing and answer, "Why not?" and stopped. Drunk chick swatted me on the cheeks, let out some sort of incoherent Howard Dean style scream, and everyone went on their way laughing.

I was handling a friend in a 24 hour race and at one point I slapped him encouragingly on the butt after handing him some defizzed cola... next lap he said that slap really hurt because at 18 hours into the race every freakin' muscle in his body was screaming overload especially the glute . I understand football players in their skintight pedalpusher like pants seem to wallow in butt slapping... but ultra runners do not want anyone to even touch them.

I would have demanded to return the favor

This thread has potential, unfortunately.

I heard a women pass me by in a Jeep yell out:

"Nice LEGS!!!"

I yelled back "Thanks!!!", She waved at me then, I laughed. I didn't get a good look at her.

You need to make mention of some enormously oversized member or huge breasts to qualify for that.

I was running past some houses and these two 8 or 9 year old boys were playing on the sidewalk. They put their hands out as if to high five me when I ran past. So I stuck my hand out to slap theirs but when I ran past them, one of the kids quick reached his hand out and hit me square in the chest. "I touched her boobie!I touched her boobie!" he screamed. Made me so mad that I stopped dead in my tracks, jerked him up by the collar and asked the other kid which house the little pervert lived in. Then once I found out where he lived, I marched his little butt home and told his mom what his dirty little hands had been up to. I have no idea what happened next, I just turned around and started running again. It might be funny to you guys but no girl wants to be touched inappropriately regardless of the age of the perp.

I was smacked on the ass by a teenage crack head whore while running through a city last summer. Can't really say I enjoyed it; I was more worried about somehow getting AIDS or who knows what else.

Mambo King II wrote:

I heard a women pass me by in a Jeep yell out:

"Nice LEGS!!!"

I yelled back "Thanks!!!", She waved at me then, I laughed. I didn't get a good look at her.

Wow, like , that's like.....a wild story man.

That's inappropriate, but funny. I try to avoid running close enough to kids that they can touch me, but I have had a few little boys who have shouted "You're hot," "He wants to have sex with you" (points to his friend), and other various catcalls. Most of these boys had to be less than 10 years old. Do they even know what they are saying?

I hope not.

ive been jumped and had the shit beat out of me on a run before. it was awesome.