You ever notice how babies are like tiny, drunk adults stumbling around, except instead of whiskey, they’re powered by pure curiosity and Cheerios? And they always have this look on their face like they’re thinking, "Wait, what am I doing here again?" It's like they just landed from another planet and they're trying to figure out how to blend in with the humans. But you gotta admire their confidence, you know? They'll eat anything off the floor without a second thought, like they're on some kind of culinary adventure. And don't even get me started on their bedtime routine – it's like they're training for the Olympics in the sport of avoiding sleep. But hey, that's babies for you, the tiny bosses of chaos in our otherwise orderly lives.