Holy Mother of ***. Kiprop 3:26.69!! At 70% fitness, he destroys the Monaco field.

JAKIR - I loved opening any given thread about Makhloufi and seeing a post from you on the 1st page. That was one of the funniest things this site's had for a long time and I'll never forget the "alien baby head" and "proud lion" lines. Pure genius

reptheb wrote:

JAKIR - I loved opening any given thread about Makhloufi and seeing a post from you on the 1st page. That was one of the funniest things this site's had for a long time and I'll never forget the "alien baby head" and "proud lion" lines. Pure genius

Thanks pal. I appreciate it.

Great stuff indeed. Thanks for the amusement.

video of this race?

revoked troll license wrote:

A good troll never breaks cover. You screwed that up.

Haha no, it was just time to quit.

Don't leave, JAKIR! I wish Makloufi really knew about you.

GoldenMiles wrote:

Don't leave, JAKIR! I wish Makloufi really knew about you.

I wish he did too. I almost told his coach when I emailed him. We emailed back and forth three times or so but I didn't want him to think I was a jerk.

Umm, you broke cover about 3 weeks ago when you announced your retirement with great fanfare.

Then you came back because some people said they were sorry to see you go. Now you're announcing your retirement again with great fanfare.

You should have either kept posting or just disappeared.

Desire for praise and recognition is a cruel mistress.

9797 wrote:

Umm, you broke cover about 3 weeks ago when you announced your retirement with great fanfare.

Then you came back because some people said they were sorry to see you go. Now you're announcing your retirement again with great fanfare.

You should have either kept posting or just disappeared.

Desire for praise and recognition is a cruel mistress.

Ok, no I didn't announce anything with great fanfare. I posted in a thread not trolling thanking rojo or wejo about the NOP stuff I think. I said that I was tired of this because it was a pain in the butt dealing with thread deletions and imitations. Barely anyone even saw that and people like dkny64 or whatever his handle is said they loved JAKIR so I thought that I'd try it again since world champs is next month and then I was gonna give it up. But pretty much as soon as I started a thread about Monaco, it got deleted and there were imposters posting and it was all a mess again and I'm tired of it. No fanfare at all. The only reason I explained how I came up with him was because it some people thought he was really apparently, and because El Keniano tried to say that he was originally really a Berber but then later it was a collection of trolls. Neither of which were true. I just wanted to give all the background because I know how lets runners can be and they would try and dig up every piece of JAKIR threads that ever existed. I was sick of everyone imitating JAKIR and figured that if I said he was retired, then everyone would know that whoever was posting with a fake JAKIR handle in the future was in fact, a fake. I don't care about fanfare. In six months no one will know who he was. I didn't post for six months or so and brought him back for this outdoor season one last time. Sorry you feel differently.

JAAKIR wrote:

PLEASE I DISAGREE!!! I AM NOT CRY IN MY RUG! I AM LAUGHING IN MY RUG AT KIDROP BECAUSE LION OF THE MAGHREB WAS AT 60/100 PRECENT FITNESS IN MONICO!! LION OF THE DESERT IS BRILLIENT AND HE KNOW HOW TO LULL ALIEN KIDROP INTO WEAK AND CALM BEFORE BEJING!!! LIKE LITTLE BABY QUIET AND WEAK WHEN SUCKLING AT BREAST MILK OF MOTHER!!! AT BEJING - THE ONLY IMPORTANT - LION WITH BLOOD OF STEEL WILL MAKE WORLD RECORD AND MAKE GOLD MEDLE AND MAKE VICTORY OF KIDROP!!!! KIDROP AND ALL AMERICANS TOO WILL WEEP LIKE BABYS AND SCREAM WHO CAN STOP THE PROUD DESERT LION!!!

Much better than that boring self-obsessed crybaby who was the first JAKIR. Luckily that idiot will go away now. But I guess he will continue to pollute this board for a long time with his pathetic story of how he started that handle A loser troll indeed.

Jakir will be missed. RIP in peace Maghreb Lion

JAKIR wrote:

revoked troll license wrote:

A good troll never breaks cover. You screwed that up.

Haha no, it was just time to quit.

I'm honored to have this retirement occur on my thread.

OklahomaGuy wrote:

The fact that Kiprop said he's not fit...

I think we might as well give him the medal now

What does "70% fit" actually mean, anyway?

No one runs a fantastic time like that when they're not fit.

JAKIR wrote:

reptheb wrote:

JAKIR - I loved opening any given thread about Makhloufi and seeing a post from you on the 1st page. That was one of the funniest things this site's had for a long time and I'll never forget the "alien baby head" and "proud lion" lines. Pure genius

Thanks pal. I appreciate it.

YOU ARE NOT JAKIR!!!! YOU ARE NAME HACK WHO IS IMPOSTER TO TALK BAD ABOUT PROUD LION MAKHLOUFI!!! NOBODY BELIEVE YOU, I AM LAUGHING!!!! JAKIR NEVER RETIRE, YOU WILL SEE!!!

BS that he came in at 70% fitness....

I don't think Willis is gettn' and medals any time soon.

Old Man Winter wrote:

At 70% fitness,

!!

Don't ever use the term fitness in the same sentence as someone as SCRAWNY/SKINNY as Kiprop.

Running a mile has NOTHING to do with FITNESS.

fiddy percent wrote:

Percentage of fitness does not directly correlate to percentage of time relative to maximal ability.

no, it's the 14th derivative...somebody who likes exponents taught me that...