I'll give this one bump.
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Mike, oh Mike, did you have fun?
Don’t want to talk, have to go for a run.
All right dear I hope you sleep well.
I’m too tired to listen, tomorrow do tell.
Wait honey, I think I have to confess.
That I did something, it’s quite a mess.
Just tell me you weren’t a fool.
Not another letter like you sent to the school.
It was worse, the police got a call.
You know how I get when I’m pushed to the wall.
I was asked to leave, by the event.
I’m afraid I told them to get bent.
Mike, oh Mike, I thought you understood.
That your stupidity was behind us for good.
Mike, oh Mike, I don’t understand.
Why you destroy all the things we have planned.
They called the cops, but I stood my ground.
Then I was arrested, to jail I was bound.
So on the seventh, I’ll enter my plea.
Until then, I’m allowed to roam free.
But don’t worry, no one will know.
No one will see what the blotter will show.
My strategy is always deny.
If the judge won’t buy it, then I’ll just cry.
I took down Ken, that’s more than enough.
If the judge finds out, he’ll know that I’m tough.
On my jacket, I’ll put a Boston Strong patch.
If the judge sees it, he’ll know I’m more than a match.
Mike, oh Mike, I thought you understood.
That your stupidity was behind us for good.
Mike, oh Mike, I don’t understand.
Why you destroy all the things we have planned.
Then we’ll be off to Myrtle Beach you’ll see.
Just hope they don’t find out, at LRC.
No, I’m sure, it won’t be picked up.
By a radio station, about how I f*cked up.
If Trump finds out what kind of loser I am.
He’ll give me a label: the “non-running manâ€.
I know it was stupid, I should have come home.
But they said my hair didn’t look like my own.
Those are fighting words, I hope you can see.
Especially for one who was on the TV.
So honey don’t worry, I’m a real pro.
Honey, honey? Where did you go?