So I'm trying to get this girl I like. She enjoys lame jokes, and I really do not know any. If anybody here has a good one and knows a good way to deliver it, I would really appreciate the help. Thanks
So I'm trying to get this girl I like. She enjoys lame jokes, and I really do not know any. If anybody here has a good one and knows a good way to deliver it, I would really appreciate the help. Thanks
Here is my advice,
Take pie to be 3.14
Don't be such a pussy!!!!
Here is a good one i like:
What did the Rabbi say to the Monk?
-hi
give up nick
What about me Nicky (you said you loved me)
Remember that time when we went camping...
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny!
To keep with the theme back in San Diego we used to tell this one:
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
I have been trying to think of a lame joke too. Your golden locks make me so hot
Q: What would you call a rabbit who is mad at the sun?
A: A hot cross bunny.
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter Egg a joke?
Becasuse it might crack up
They may be recycled, but they are meant to be jokes all the same.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said "concentrate"!
A parachute instructor was taking his class of trainees through the steps required for a successful jumping drill. One nervous student asked him this queston;
Student: Instructor, what if the parachute fails to open?
Instructor: Well, that is what we call Jumping to conclusions.
FInally,
two fleas are makind a decision on how to get home. One flea says to the other; "Shall we walk home or do we take a dog?"
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!!
Whats black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra!!
Why are pirates called pirates?
They just Arrrrr!!
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