British villagers take action against 'lycra lout' cyclists

Sir Reginald wrote:

British teeth wrote:

Oh, those lovable snaggletoothed brits.

Yeah, let's keep beating that dead horse until the end of time. Whenever the subject turns to anything regarding the British, some poor unoriginal soul has to reflexively repeat what they've heard their elders say: "but they have bad teeth, HAHAHAHAHAHA" even though the British actually now have better oral health than Americans.

Also, the Rolling Stones are old. British national cuisine maybe isn't all that great. Princes Charles is ugly. Etc, etc.

I don't know about oral health, but the last 3 things you mentioned are spot on- generalization or not.

Coevett wrote:

Idyllic and sleepy English village has had enough of lycra louts storming through their narrow lanes, often two or three abreast, so have started laying down tacks to puncture their tires. Judging from the comments underneath the article, it seems everybody hates cyclists.

We're that sick of them in the village where I live that we use a mixture of sharp sand and gravel on the bends in the road. That slows them up a bit - well, makes them crash a lot to be honest. All good fun and we hang about Sundays taking pictures. (185 upvotes)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7076021/One-fed-local-laying-Shropshire-lanes-booby-traps-send-Lycra-louts-sprawling.html

That's mean to do. Cyclists who crash should come back at a later date and firebomb the houses near where the tacks were placed.

Now, they're even :)

People who intentionally cause problems for cyclist are the worst. But so are cyclist who ride like idiots. Both groups think everyone in the world should cater to them.

Soon the Brits will Brexit out of the universe. Then they only have to deal with themselves. No bicyclists involved.

Oh wait, Boris Johnson is a big bicyclist.

I found a poor cyclist lying unconscious on a bend in the road at the weekend. He was in a terrible state.

I say "poor cyclist" as I only found three pounds in his backpack.

Sir Reginald wrote:

British teeth wrote:

Oh, those lovable snaggletoothed brits.

Yeah, let's keep beating that dead horse until the end of time. Whenever the subject turns to anything regarding the British, some poor unoriginal soul has to reflexively repeat what they've heard their elders say: "but they have bad teeth, HAHAHAHAHAHA" even though the British actually now have better oral health than Americans.

Also, the Rolling Stones are old. British national cuisine maybe isn't all that great. Princes Charles is ugly. Etc, etc.

You forgot, "You would be speaking German if it wasn't for us!!"

You would have, twice. And talk about a country selling itself to the Russians? Have you now shame, you Philby-loving toffs???

Peace lily wrote:

P. I. Staker wrote:

Maybe they did it for the greater good?

The greater good!

Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone "AAHHHH!!"?

American cyclists clad in lycra are a wonderful sight. Huge heaving breasts trying to burst through tight fabric and marvellous jiggling bottoms bouncing around as they furiously pedal along at six miles per hour.

The women however aren't nearly aren't nearly as entertaining to watch.

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And you'd be speaking Korean and Vietnamese if they'd been armed with much more than pitchforks and pellet guns.

Two wars you managed to lose to third world sh!tholes. Lol.

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If they ride single file its not that big of a deal, but when they are in full peloton mode and are several riders wide taking up the whole street is when it gets super annoying

Coevett wrote:

Idyllic and sleepy English village has had enough of lycra louts storming through their narrow lanes, often two or three abreast, so have started laying down tacks to puncture their tires. Judging from the comments underneath the article, it seems everybody hates cyclists.

We're that sick of them in the village where I live that we use a mixture of sharp sand and gravel on the bends in the road. That slows them up a bit - well, makes them crash a lot to be honest. All good fun and we hang about Sundays taking pictures. (185 upvotes)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7076021/One-fed-local-laying-Shropshire-lanes-booby-traps-send-Lycra-louts-sprawling.html

They don't hate cyclists. They hate gays.

This is good news. If louts want to use bicycles, they can go to France or Holland where they are appreciated.

Poor thing.... wrote:

I found a poor cyclist lying unconscious on a bend in the road at the weekend. He was in a terrible state.

I say "poor cyclist" as I only found three pounds in his backpack.

:)

Effillo wrote:

If I ride through the village, get a puncture, my tires folds off the rim on a bend Andy I end up hospitalised can I now press charges for some sort of pre meditated assault as it was intentional?

Ficking brain dead fools.

these village people tack droppers are heroes to the village . very inspirational read.

Boy george elton john george michaels wrote:

Why is every famous english male gay? Not that there's anything wrong with it.

It's your taste in music.

Anyway, thanks to people like you at least they could afford to get their teeth fixed.

stay off the trails cycle wrote:

Effillo wrote:

If I ride through the village, get a puncture, my tires folds off the rim on a bend Andy I end up hospitalised can I now press charges for some sort of pre meditated assault as it was intentional?

Ficking brain dead fools.

these village people tack droppers are heroes to the village . very inspirational read.

During the 70s and 80s, villages and rural locations were rally sites for antisocial "greaser" biker gangs during the 60s and 70s. Villager back yards and wooded areas were used in armed battles to settle territorial tussles - the locals cowering in fear behind their curtains every Sunday and on Bank Holidays while the Police maintained a safe distance. Now rural folk think they have the shoe on the other foot but they should count themselves fortunate indeed.

Biker gangs? British bikers as in Hell's Angels have always been very friendly and polite to me in every situation from the early 70s onwards.

Rape boy rape wrote:

Coevett doing his best to try and capture a young male cyclist to rape.

And this is the guy Casual Observer and RekRunner use to justify banning me. Casual Observer will be here later to accuse me of lying when I mention this post. Not that Casual Observer isn't here right now reading it. Just hope it isn't him who is making them.