British villagers take action against 'lycra lout' cyclists

Inspirational read, thanks for sharing!

If I ride through the village, get a puncture, my tires folds off the rim on a bend Andy I end up hospitalised can I now press charges for some sort of pre meditated assault as it was intentional?

Ficking brain dead fools.

The people who did this are probably the same types of turds who drive around the country roads in their SUVs creating danger, noise pollution, as well as destroying the environment. Now that they can be identified through the newspaper article, they should be put into labor camps that work on improving Britain's railway infrastructure.

Effillo wrote:

I now press charges for some sort of pre meditated assault as it was intentional

yes, and you'll get nothing out of it, besides...wasting your time

Good to see people reading the racist, dumb Daily Mail :).

Um, doesn't this make it hard for these folks to then drive on the roads?

DailyMailUnReader... wrote:

Good to see people reading the racist, dumb Daily Mail :).

Racist? Mixed race couples all over it. Kardashian central.

Effillo wrote:

If I ride through the village, get a puncture, my tires folds off the rim on a bend Andy I end up hospitalised can I now press charges for some sort of pre meditated assault as it was intentional?

Ficking brain dead fools.

Pity it has come to this, but cyclists seem to be the same world round: no attention to traffic rules and just unsafe in general. Narrow lanes exacerbate the above. What would you propose as an alternative?

Effillo wrote:

If I ride through the village, get a puncture, my tires folds off the rim on a bend Andy I end up hospitalised can I now press charges for some sort of pre meditated assault as it was intentional?

Ficking brain dead fools.

Press charges against whom? Is there video surveillance?

Oh, those lovable snaggletoothed brits.

Are these people the British equivalent of rednecks?

It always makes me laugh how Americans have talked ourselves into believing that we are less cultured and sophisticated than the rest of the world. We compare the average American to the most respectable citizens of other countries and come to the conclusion that we're all a bunch of blithering idiots while the Brits are polite and refined.

The reality is that average people are garbage wherever you go. It's just that we don't often pay attention to the actions and beliefs of average people in England. But when we do, we see morons throwing tacks on the road.

Coevett wrote:

Idyllic and sleepy English village has had enough of lycra louts storming through their narrow lanes, often two or three abreast, so have started laying down tacks to puncture their tires. Judging from the comments underneath the article, it seems everybody hates cyclists.

We're that sick of them in the village where I live that we use a mixture of sharp sand and gravel on the bends in the road. That slows them up a bit - well, makes them crash a lot to be honest. All good fun and we hang about Sundays taking pictures. (185 upvotes)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7076021/One-fed-local-laying-Shropshire-lanes-booby-traps-send-Lycra-louts-sprawling.html

Maybe they did it for the greater good?

P. I. Staker wrote:

Coevett wrote:

Idyllic and sleepy English village has had enough of lycra louts storming through their narrow lanes, often two or three abreast, so have started laying down tacks to puncture their tires. Judging from the comments underneath the article, it seems everybody hates cyclists.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7076021/One-fed-local-laying-Shropshire-lanes-booby-traps-send-Lycra-louts-sprawling.html

Maybe they did it for the greater good?

The greater good!

British teeth wrote:

Oh, those lovable snaggletoothed brits.

Yeah, let's keep beating that dead horse until the end of time. Whenever the subject turns to anything regarding the British, some poor unoriginal soul has to reflexively repeat what they've heard their elders say: "but they have bad teeth, HAHAHAHAHAHA" even though the British actually now have better oral health than Americans.

Also, the Rolling Stones are old. British national cuisine maybe isn't all that great. Princes Charles is ugly. Etc, etc.

It could be fun to watch people crash their bikes Just saying

Sir Reginald wrote:

British teeth wrote:

Oh, those lovable snaggletoothed brits.

Yeah, let's keep beating that dead horse until the end of time. Whenever the subject turns to anything regarding the British, some poor unoriginal soul has to reflexively repeat what they've heard their elders say: "but they have bad teeth, HAHAHAHAHAHA" even though the British actually now have better oral health than Americans.

Etc, etc.

brits have the ugliest teeth in the universe. Not a toothbrush to be bought in the entire country.

Is it their terrible, mossy teeth that gives brits their horrible speech impediment? They mispronounce everything. They put "R" on the end of words that don't have an "R", and remove the "R" from words that do have an "R". Hanner Englandah. Ha ha, the brits are an endless source of amusement. I would hate to live in that third world s..hole.

The brits teeth are so bad that they even have a TV show about it:

https://www.ricochet.co.uk/program/britains-worst-teeth_417.aspx

Cor blimey, whot, reeellly, arse and shite, shag the cat, oi, bollocks, crikey, oh I say you buggering cyclists --- piss off!!!!