Can all the tools and trolls on LRC dispense with the grammar and spelling corrections. It’s reasonable to type quickly and imprecisely in these forums. For example, if a girl texts that she “liKes” you, it’s OK that the K is capital. You may want to consider this when they don’t respond to your corrections anymore.
It’s not a good post to read. It’s not clever or funny. I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but thought you should know.