This is a funny story about a man whose shorts failed him during a marathon.
http://nypost.com/2017/10/03/marathon-runner-cant-keep-it-in-his-shorts-at-finish-line/
NOT PG VIDEO
https://youtu.be/60p7CcevOQI
Runner's Ding Dong Is Exposed During Marathon
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I brought in the whole office to watch.
Awkward
How about the fans reaching out for high fives? -
They at least wrapped Uta Pippig in a towel after she won the Boston Marathon with a compromised appearance!
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Running In NC wrote:
NOT PG VIDEO
https://youtu.be/60p7CcevOQI
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂⤴😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Finally saw an uncensored version, simply classic. Brings an entirely new meaning to the statement, "going urban." -
Seriously, how could he not know what was happening?
(Although I think a similar "thing" happened in a running book I read once - maybe "Wannabe Distance God" by Tim Tays.) -
At least he wasn't on "Viagra." 😂😃😅
Subway Surfers Addiction wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂⤴😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Finally saw an uncensored version, simply classic. Brings an entirely new meaning to the statement, "going urban." -
Wherever he goes he's going to have to wear a disguise from now on. Maybe change his name? Move to another part of the world?
Otherwise eveyone is gonna be pointing at him and laughing, calling out and saying all sortsa stuff. -
Exactly...how could you not know your Johnson is flopping around outside your running shorts during a race? He could have easily adjusted it on the fly. ðŸ˜. What do they say on Monday Night Football...."C'mon Man!"
DlCK Doobey wrote:
Seriously, how could he not know what was happening? -
Star wrote:
I brought in the whole office to watch.
Awkward
How about the fans reaching out for high fives?
They were going for a low six actually. -
Did he say "gobble, gobble, MF" when he crossed the line
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Did he say "gobble, gobble, MF" when he crossed the line
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Good to see folks putting my tips into practice...
rcjason wrote:
23. Run Dick Out
A marathon is a long way to go without giving the little guy some fresh air. In the middle of the race right when things start to get tough, flop it out for a mile or two. The fresh air will rejuvenate you and prepare you for "the wall".
http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=8172432&page=2
Stay tuned! More tips on the way! -
I guess he really wanted to break 2:22!
Incidentally, I lived in Kosice for a year and a half in 2000-2001-cool city-did a lot of beer drinking there, not much running.... -
Give the guy some props. He let it all hang out there at the end
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Rcjason wrote:
Good to see folks putting my tips into practice...
rcjason wrote:
23. Run Dick Out
A marathon is a long way to go without giving the little guy some fresh air. In the middle of the race right when things start to get tough, flop it out for a mile or two. The fresh air will rejuvenate you and prepare you for "the wall".
http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=8172432&page=2
Stay tuned! More tips on the way!
"tips"? -
Dudes a baller.......
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So I'm the one who posted the other day about getting drunk and making out with my best friend. I really enjoyed this video more than I thought I would
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One Eye Monster wrote:
Exactly...how could you not know your Johnson is flopping around outside your running shorts during a race? He could have easily adjusted it on the fly.What do they say on Monday Night Football...."C'mon Man!"
DlCK Doobey wrote:
Seriously, how could he not know what was happening?
That was my first thought too but he came in around 2:21:50. That's fast enough to leave "it out." -
Confused. I only saw the third leg of his race? He finished hard, right? I dont get what the BIG deal is? Sound mind, sound body? Hopefully he didnt let one slip at the end!
