Mike Rossi hits "rock bottom", vows to "become a better person" after being arrested for "simple assault" of woman

Rydalrunner wrote:

Speaking in code wrote:

Do these names mean anything to any of you locals?

YES - MIKE AND/OR CINDY ROSSI.

Roger that! To the Max.

Chief Wiggum wrote:

Roger that! To the Max.

My daddy is a big meany.

Chief Wiggum wrote:

Rydalrunner wrote:

YES - MIKE AND/OR CINDY ROSSI.

Roger that! To the Max.

Ok Mike...lonely night tonight, huh, Mike? So are you in doubt that about email addresses? I am happy to send it to the recently closed twitter acct or your hidden FB acct to prove my point.

Chief Wiggum wrote:

Roger that! To the Max.

Daddy show them the heater!

Someone recently explained the situation with Mike's micro-penis. That's a curse that both he and his unattractive wife have to suffer the rest of their lives. Beggars can't be choosers but it's still a hell she has to suffer. So, in light of his terrible affliction I think maybe we can all be a little more understanding of why he behaves in the pathetic way he does.

Micro aggression. wrote:

Someone recently explained the situation with Mike's micro-penis. That's a curse that both he and his unattractive wife have to suffer the rest of their lives. Beggars can't be choosers but it's still a hell she has to suffer. So, in light of his terrible affliction I think maybe we can all be a little more understanding of why he behaves in the pathetic way he does.

I really don't want to touch that one, no pun intended, but I will say that is likely why it mentioned early that Rossi is being pegged. His wife is driving, if you know what I mean.

Chief Wiggum wrote:

Roger that! To the Max.

Or why Mike Rossi is #1.

#1 POS in Jenkintown, PA. Beloved and defended by portly brides and no one else.

For him the bridal days are over, as are DJ'ing or anything that requires public credibility, just Google his name to confirm that.

I guess in this case it's a matter of you reap what you sow, and in his case, throw, as in punches.

Chief Wiggum wrote:

Rydalrunner wrote:

YES - MIKE AND/OR CINDY ROSSI.

Roger that! To the Max.

Try again, this isn't Roger.

Rydalrunner wrote:

Try again, this isn't Roger.

Father Todd Unctious ?

Greetings from Hamburg, Germany.

Looking forward to the next chapter of this soap opera!

Reap what you sow and throw. wrote:

For him the bridal days are over, as are DJ'ing or anything that requires public credibility, just Google his name to confirm that.

I guess in this case it's a matter of you reap what you sow, and in his case, throw, as in punches.

There will always be room for a cheap, bottom-end event DJ, one with thug cred like Rossi could probably clean up there. Maybe 2 or 3 a season. He could do some inside marketing if he plays his punches right.

Rydalrunner wrote:

Chief Wiggum wrote:

Roger that! To the Max.

Try again, this isn't Roger.

Like you did regarding Starbucks and the supposed willingness to show the pics and thumb drive, you again failed to answer in the affirmative regarding your email(s).

Micro aggression. wrote:

Someone recently explained the situation with Mike's micro-penis. That's a curse that both he and his unattractive wife have to suffer the rest of their lives. Beggars can't be choosers but it's still a hell she has to suffer. So, in light of his terrible affliction I think maybe we can all be a little more understanding of why he behaves in the pathetic way he does.

Keep taking shots at Cindy. Every time I think you trolls have hit rock bottom you dig a little deeper.

Wpvi wrote:

Mike, you are so stupid. A wet toilet seat is smarter than you. Twitter did not give me anything. However, law enforcement supeanod the IP address and received it.

LMAO! Yes those supeanods are a bitch aren't they? You have to be a troll. No one could be this ignorant. You've put in serious work and I applaud you! Thanks for the laughs.

Rydalrunner wrote:

Like you did regarding Starbucks and the supposed willingness to show the pics and thumb drive, you again failed to answer in the affirmative regarding your email(s).

Think he will show up tomorrow for his big day in court?

Here's hoping karma delivers a flat tire or unexpected traffic jam. I'm sure the judge will be sympathetic if Mike calls in with the 30-day chin flu.

Not exactly wrote:

Keep taking shots at Cindy. Every time I think you trolls have hit rock bottom you dig a little deeper.

I think the only one who took a legitimate shot at Cindy, and connected, is going to court on Monday.

Saying someone is unattractive doesn't count as shot, it would only seem that way to an aggressive overcompensating boy who can't handle the truth of being half of an equally unattractive couple.

Not exactly wrote:

Micro aggression. wrote:

Someone recently explained the situation with Mike's micro-penis. That's a curse that both he and his unattractive wife have to suffer the rest of their lives. Beggars can't be choosers but it's still a hell she has to suffer. So, in light of his terrible affliction I think maybe we can all be a little more understanding of why he behaves in the pathetic way he does.

Keep taking shots at Cindy. Every time I think you trolls have hit rock bottom you dig a little deeper.

Nothing compares to shot you took at Rock Bottom.

Not exactly wrote:

Wpvi wrote:

Mike, you are so stupid. A wet toilet seat is smarter than you. Twitter did not give me anything. However, law enforcement supeanod the IP address and received it.

LMAO! Yes those supeanods are a bitch aren't they? You have to be a troll. No one could be this ignorant. You've put in serious work and I applaud you! Thanks for the laughs.

Yes, someone can be that ignorant, that person being you. WPVI never said that the IP addresses were given to him, that is what you said, which makes you not only ignorant but proves your reading comprehension matches your math skills. In contrast, the LOL are at your and your family's expense. It must suck that everyone in our neighborhood, including TM and others who once supported you no longer do so. I am sure this has made you even more paranoid than before and more likely to further alienate you because of your impetuous actions, if that is even possible, because you have to know, and if you don't, you do now, that while someone may acknowledge your presence in effort to be civil and polite for the sake of the children, we most definitely talk about the seriousness of what you are charged with, the seriousness of other events that have shaken our community to the core, shake our heads how anyone can be in so much denial, and feel sorry for the two innocent victims in this. Yes, just two. We see you but we wish we didn't.

So keep applauding and laughing at yourself and your own expense. You are the one who will be living with this albatross for the rest of your pathetic existence.