This. Assuming there's no prize for second place, do this. It's like starting a race trying to hang with guys that are way faster than you. It will probably end very very poorly, but maybe today is your day. I assume that the lesson of the assignment is to teach kids that dumb risky bets are bad ideas. Go big or go home! Unless you think you'll get brownie points for being the dweeb that invests in a conservative balanced fund just to prove a point.