What do you think you will die from?

Murdered by my wife after she learns that I've been cheating on her for the last 5 years with another man.

Out.

Bazonkadonk wrote:

i dont really care as long as my last words are "hey, watch this!"

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I agree ....best post ever!!!

Jason Rexing will eat me alive while wearing trainers.

someone pulled out my feeding tube, even though I yelled as clear as clear could be:

"ahhhhhh .......whhhaaaaanntt........toooooo.................

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Yes, that is what I actually said. But my damn parents lied. I always hated my parents. They would never leave me alone, always treating me like a child, and telling me what was best for me. And they did it again with my death. And then they got the GOV'T to also step in and tell me what was best for me. Jesus H F'n Christ.....can't a brain-damaged person just die in peace?!?!?

Finally, I am at peace, with God. And I owe this peace to my husband and the judicial system, which refused to give up its powers to the republican controlled Executive and legislative branches. Oh, and one last final message:

Tom Delay, GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!

Some famous marathoner will put something my drink right before I go home.

Folks,

I can't take the creative limitations placed on me here anymore. I'm not going to sweat to watch my shit evaporate as soon as it hits the boards.

Kilgore (the Original) is now retired.

Out.

Probably saying "Honey, get me a fork. The damn toaster's jammed again".

I'll die at age 90 at the hands of a jealous husband.

Who remembers the old German guy who said he'd pay something like 100k to the woman who could kill him by having sex with him. Dead or alive now it had to have been an interesting time. This isn't a joke

old age

ultravixen, I hope...

spontaneous combustion

There have been atleast 10 posters to say that they will die at the hands of a jealous husband/boyfriend.

redmeansdead wrote:

What do you mean "I can't be serious"? About the way I sneeze, or about what my doctor said?

about what your doctor said

Oh, well I'm pretty sure it was my doctor that said that. I've heard it from alot of people though, so it might not have been him. If you don't blow out when you sneeze it creates ALOT of pressure in the brain region. It could trigger an aneurism. My wife's great grandmother died of an aneurism cause she was pushing too hard on the toilet. So it can happen.

I'm trying to stop holding it in when I sneeze, but it's kindof a habit.

Colon Cancer.

I have a 100% chance of getting colon cancer by the time I'm 40. I had surgery last year to remove 9 polyps and the doctor told me for the kind I had that I will get colon cancer. And i'm only 20, it's great to know that everything in life will come back bite me in the ass.

I'll be out on a run and have to poop. I'll poop in some bushes and the land owner will get upset and call the cops who arrest me a mile down the road for trespassing and indecent exposure.

In jail some inmate will kill me because I won't toss their salad.

First time I've actually wrote this, actually only said it aloud to a few friends and parents, I'm dying of scleraderma. An incurable skin disease that is attacking my internal organs. I'm 46 and ran a 2:46 marathon less than 6 months ago. Future looks less than year.

Are you serious?