What is the nastiest creature in the animal kingdom?

Dolphins. They are ten times smarter than us, but do they help solve the world's problems? Nooooooo! They get cushy jobs pulling kids around pools while we sweat the big stuff. They should learn to give back.

Boo Dolphins.

Cats

The nastiest filthiest animals ever

This is an easy one, Homo sapiens are the worse thing that inhabit this planet. Killing it slowly and looking into the galaxy for another earth like planet to kill.

thejeff wrote:

Pointing Out the Obvious wrote:

Got it. You think Jesus is responsible for humanity's polluting of the planet. Move along.

mmm... huh?

Are you serious?

1) WTF wrote that the big nasties would be those "drowning the entire planet and causing the greatest mass ecocide..."

2) YOU equated this to "loving leeches more than Jesus"

3) I pointed out the obvious which is that your post seemed to be attributing human's polluting our planet (drowning, mass ecocide...) to Jesus.

4) How could anything be more obvious?

Jeez, how I HATE to point out the UNBELIEVABLY OBVIOUS.

Pointing Out the Obvious wrote:

thejeff wrote:

mmm... huh?

Are you serious?

1) WTF wrote that the big nasties would be those "drowning the entire planet and causing the greatest mass ecocide..."

2) YOU equated this to "loving leeches more than Jesus"

3) I pointed out the obvious which is that your post seemed to be attributing human's polluting our planet (drowning, mass ecocide...) to Jesus.

4) How could anything be more obvious?

Jeez, how I HATE to point out the UNBELIEVABLY OBVIOUS.

No. You walked in on an ongoing conversation btwn wtfunny and me. I already knew he was referring to Noah and The Flood with his post. You didn't, so you thought I jumped to a huge conclusion by bringing Jesus into it. Does that sound right? :-)

Got it. You love leeches (and presumably mosquitos) more than Jesus.

who?

thejeff wrote:

Pointing Out the Obvious wrote:

Are you serious?

1) WTF wrote that the big nasties would be those "drowning the entire planet and causing the greatest mass ecocide..."

2) YOU equated this to "loving leeches more than Jesus"

3) I pointed out the obvious which is that your post seemed to be attributing human's polluting our planet (drowning, mass ecocide...) to Jesus.

4) How could anything be more obvious?

Jeez, how I HATE to point out the UNBELIEVABLY OBVIOUS.

No. You walked in on an ongoing conversation btwn wtfunny and me. I already knew he was referring to Noah and The Flood with his post. You didn't, so you thought I jumped to a huge conclusion by bringing Jesus into it. Does that sound right? :-)

Isn't it possible that he was also talking about the melting of the polar ice caps which will raise sea level to unprecedented levels.

thejeff wrote:

No. You walked in on an ongoing conversation btwn wtfunny and me. I already knew he was referring to Noah and The Flood with his post. ...

So much confusion.

Thejeff is correct.

Still somewhat silly, but correct.

I don't know how he gets to loving Jesus for flooding the planet and killing 99.99999% of life on the planet. He must have his own edited version of that book he talks so much about.

Wtfunny wrote:

thejeff wrote:

No. You walked in on an ongoing conversation btwn wtfunny and me. I already knew he was referring to Noah and The Flood with his post. ...

So much confusion.

Thejeff is correct.

Still somewhat silly, but correct.

I don't know how he gets to loving Jesus for flooding the planet and killing 99.99999% of life on the planet. He must have his own edited version of that book he talks so much about.

I was mistaken. Thejeff was correct.

Jeez, I HATE having to point out something so UNBELIEVABLY OBVIOUS.

:-)

The cool thing is that Noah took two of every kind of those nasties on his boat. Probably even leeches since the water would have presumably been too saline for them.

How did the water get itself all freshened up after anyway?

I heard ted Cruz is in second place and rising.

Wtfunny wrote:

thejeff wrote:

No. You walked in on an ongoing conversation btwn wtfunny and me. I already knew he was referring to Noah and The Flood with his post. ...

So much confusion.

Thejeff is correct.

Still somewhat silly, but correct.

I don't know how he gets to loving Jesus for flooding the planet and killing 99.99999% of life on the planet. He must have his own edited version of that book he talks so much about.

Screenshot taken :-)

doot doot wrote:

All animals are worthless. But it's nice to be on top.

If I had to pick one to like the least (indulging OP's question) I go with hyena. Mostly because dogs are nice... but hyena is like a nightmare dog.

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A hyenas nightmare is an African Wild Dog. Go to youtube to watch if you dare.

thejeff wrote:

Wtfunny wrote:

So much confusion.

Thejeff is correct.

Still somewhat silly, but correct.

I don't know how he gets to loving Jesus for flooding the planet and killing 99.99999% of life on the planet. He must have his own edited version of that book he talks so much about.

Screenshot taken :-)

Lol

I knew you'd get all giddy over that one. :)

malmo wrote:

doot doot wrote:

All animals are worthless. But it's nice to be on top.

If I had to pick one to like the least (indulging OP's question) I go with hyena. Mostly because dogs are nice... but hyena is like a nightmare dog.

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A hyenas nightmare is an African Wild Dog. Go to youtube to watch if you dare.

Hardly. A PACK of wild dogs, perhaps. But not close to their dealings with lions. :)

Wtfunny wrote:

malmo wrote:

A hyenas nightmare is an African Wild Dog. Go to youtube to watch if you dare.

Hardly. A PACK of wild dogs, perhaps. But not close to their dealings with lions. :)

CORRECT!

Hyenas take on lions (well, technically lionesses) with only a 2-1 numbers advantage and chase them off their kill. Let's see wild dogs do that with even a 10-1 numbers advantage.

1 vs 1 a wild dog would have no chance against a hyena.

Bot flies

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=23eimVLAQ2c

thejeff wrote:

Screenshot taken :-)

:) Actually, a memorable screen shot is the main forum board, where this thread is listed. Essentially, it asks, then maybe answers the question. :)

What is the nastiest creature in the animal kingdom? - Thejeff

Wtfunny wrote:

thejeff wrote:

Screenshot taken :-)

:) Actually, a memorable screen shot is the main forum board, where this thread is listed. Essentially, it asks, then maybe answers the question. :)

What is the nastiest creature in the animal kingdom? - Thejeff

This is correct but you might substitute thejesusfreak for thejeff himself.