Trumpf wrote:
It's illegal to ride a bicycle on the Interstate. Even if you could, there's also a minimum speed law that this choad could never meet.
"I've spent $125,000 on prep shit so far," he says, detailing how he's purchased a half-dozen new bikes ("I bought two extras in case I wreck") and hired two chefs, a masseuse, stunt drivers, a doctor and a bike mechanic to accompany him on the ride. "I think our motorcade will have 16 or 17 people in it — I'm trying to set up a police escort, too"