So there is this Starbucks down by my house. I go there occasionally. I went to get a coffee today, but I forgot it would be hot, I was rushing to a meeting. I sipped a big sip of it and it burnt my tongue. I then got upset and threw the coffee at the car window, and it spilled all over me, burning my body (parts you don't want to burn). I then got to my meeting and my clean white suit looked brown, it looked like i had pooped on it. I then got fired from my job for "being a total loser". Should I sue starbucks