Nike Farm Team LA

ok, first off, homey, it's not the FARM TEAM LA!!!! it's Nike Team Run LA. No farm team in our name, comprendo? gracias.

secondly, Kim is waaay hot. no, mark is definitely NOT a flamer....good choice mark, she's a cool gal.

finally, TRLA, in the last three weeks has won the Arden Energy Challenge, the Azteca 10K, the Rose Bowl 5K, the California 10K Championship, and today the Bridge to Bridge 12K. we've cleaned up over $8000 in three weeks between 5 guys. not too shabby for a brand new pilot project.

Me thinks Nike is going to be happy with this one. :)

Cheers, The HeschMonster.

Mark Pilja is not gay, he has a girlfriend, you jackass or maybe thats the way you like it with Jack in your ass!

Yeah Pilja's GF is hot, hey Pilja balls out! Ball Sweat! Maybe that Milf needs a fat D in her mouth. Later Buddy!

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we've cleaned up over $8000 in three weeks between 5 guys. not too shabby for a brand new pilot project.

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Hmmmmm, and how much of that is from my fat whore from Morro Bay? That's right, $5000. Good job big boy, make sure you give daddy his 75%, I protect you, remember that. Keep turning tricks like that and I may even buy you a pink cadillac with leopard fur seat covers.

Oh and FWIW, to my knowledge (which is vast) Marky Mark Pilja isn't gay. His girlfriend is a choice piece of ass. Although.....Pilja did once tell me that the chinese symbol on Webb's shoulder means "I play with my balls." Sucks for Webby.

You guys need a new name- The Farm Team is already taken and people will confuse you with them.

CH, do you ever run on the track or do you waste you time with silly road races only to burn out by track season?

yea that is definitely cheesy using the Farm Team in your name

ok, one more time. WE ARE NOT CALLED THE FARM TEAM. there is no farm team in our name. I talked to justin and when he entered the stanford xc race, he told the stanford people, multiple times, "my affilliation is 'Team Run LA'" and they decided to ignore him and try to call it the farm team la.

What part of Team Run Los Angeles don't you comprehend?

on a side not, 'thought police', watch your mouth, pilja and I are going to give you a beating if you keep talking about kim like that.

finally, besides webb, can you name someone who can afford to pay for school with their track winnings (be it contract or prize money)???? sorry, when I'm good enough, I'll get back on the track. perhaps in may sometime. until then, i'm happy to make a few G's on the road now and then.

Cheers, Christian.

there's already a team called nike farm, why do you have to use the word farm also? i dont think there are any farms near LA

Why not call it Farm Team South, or something like that to avoid all the confustion you seem to be generating.

is it just me or do all these people seem to be trying to push your buttons. don't worry hesch, they don't read good. perhaps derek zoolander could help them

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"ok, one more time. WE ARE NOT CALLED THE FARM TEAM. there is no farm team in our name"

seems to me the name is 'Team Run LA', but maybe i just don't read good and other stuff too. keep up the good work boys, go michigan!

Pierce College in the San Fernando Valley has a agriculture department and there are horses and pigs and stuff. Maybe that is the farm that the LA Farm Team is based out of.

The LA City Schools run championships cross country meets there.

On the Farm

To the Farm

Horses, donkeys, cows that moo,

Chickens, kittens, piglets too,

Fish that swim down in the pond,

Ducklings quacking all day long.

All these animals you can see

If you go to the farm with me.

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All Around the Barnyard

All around the barnyard

The animals are fast asleep.

Sleeping cows and horses,

Sleeping pigs and sheep.

Here comes the cocky rooster

To sound his daily alarm.

"Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Wake up sleepy farm!"

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Farmyard

Little hen

feathered and red

pecking round for scraps of bread.

Little goat

fierce and white

thinks his rope is much too tight.

Little calf

soft and shy

peeking out with one brown eye.

Little cat

black and lean

crouching so he won't be seen.

Little pig

muddy and stout

trying hard to wriggle out.

Gail Gregory

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Farmer McDonald

Old McDonald had a goat,

It ate his winter overcoat.

Old McDonald had a sheep,

It ate his big, red, four-wheeled jeep.

Old McDonald had a cat,

It ate his furry, winter hat.

Old McDonald had a goose,

It ate his can of apple juice.

Old McDonald had a duck,

It ate his new, green, pick-up truck.

Old McDonald had a cow,

It ate ten bags of puppy chow.

Old McDonald had a horse,

It ate his rubber boots, of course.

Old McDonald had a pig,

It ate his sister's brand-new wig.

Old McDonald had a dog,

It ate the farmer's catalogue.

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Here is the Barn

Here is the barn

(form a roof shape with your hands)

Where I like to go

(Walk in place)

It's as tall as a tree

(Point up overhead)

And cozy, you know

(Hug body with arms)

Here is the barn,

(Make a roof shape with your hands)

I'll go there with you

(Walk in place)

To pet a sweet lamb

(Pretend to pet a lamb)

And cuddle it, too!

(Pretend to hug a lamb)

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Barnyard Gate

Had a little rooster by the barnyard gate,

That little rooster was my playmate,

That little rooster went cock-a-doodle-doo,

Dee doodle dee doodle dee doodle dee doo.

Had a little cat by the barnyard gate,

That little cat was my playmate,

That little cat went meow,meow, meow,

That little rooster went cock-a -doodle -doo,

Dee doodle dee doodle dee doodle dee doo.

Other Verses:

....dog went arf,arf,arf....

....duck went quack,quack,quack....

....pig went oink,oink,oink....

....sheep wentbaa,baa,baa....

....cow went moo,moo,moo....

....horse went neigh,neigh,neigh....

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Five Friendly Farmers

Five friendly farmers

Wake up with the sun,

For it is early morning

And the chores must be done.

The first friendly farmer

Goes to milk the cow.

The second friendly farmer

Thought he'd better plow.

The third friendly farmer

Feeds the hungry hens.

The fourth friendly farmer

Puts the piggies in their pens.

The fifth friendly farmer

Picks the ripe corn.

And waves to the neighbor

When he blows his horn.

When the work is finished

And the evening sky is red

Five tired farmers

Tumble into bed!

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The Farmer

Sun is coming up

Farmer's out the door,

He will go to milk the cows,

And start his daily chores.

Sun is going down

Horse is in the stable,

All the fields are planted now,

Supper's on the table.

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The Scarecrow

Scarecrow standing in the field

On a bright and sunny day,

Don't forget to do your job.

Scare the hungry crows away!

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Chicken

Known for its feather and wings and legs,

The chicken lays eggs and eggs and eggs!

Known for the comb atop its crown,

The chicken lays eggs of white and brown.

Known for its strut when taking a walk,

The chicken lays eggs! Ba-a-awk! Ba-a-awk!

Meish Goldish

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The Chickens

Said the first little chicken,

With a strange little squirm,

"I wish I could find

A fat little worm."

Said the next little chicken,

With an odd little shrug:

"I wish I could find

A fat little bug."

Said a third little chicken,

With a small sigh of grief,

"I wish I could find

A green little leaf!"

Said the fourth little chicken,

With a faint little moan,

"I wish I could find

A wee gravel stone."

"Now, see here!" said the mother,

From the green garden patch,

"If you want any breakfast,

Just come here and scratch!"

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The farm is in a flurry.

The rooster caught the flu.

His cock-a-doodle-doo

Has changed to cock-a doodle-choo!

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Cow

How come a cow

Never says "Ow!"

Whenever there's milking to do?

It doesn't say "Ow!"

For it pleases the cow,

So instead, the cow says "Moo!"

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Purple Cow

I have never seen a purple cow

I never hope to see one

But I can tell you anyhow,

I'd rather see, than be one.

Gelett Burgess

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Duck

Duck in the water, quack, quack, quack!

Soft, white feathers on your back, back, back!

Duck in the water, splash and splish!

Dip in your bill and catch those fish!

Duck out of water, walk on land.

Your webbed feet make it hard to stand!

Waddle with your family, waddle in a pack.

Duck out of water, quack, quack, quack!

Meish Goldish

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Goat

What bearded animal helps on the farm?

The goat!

What friendly creature is loaded with charm?

The goat!

Who can produce both milk and wool?

The goat!

Who grows long horns like a bull?

The goat!

What creature can mow your lawn,

Eating the grass until it's gone?

What animal can you always count on?

The goat!

Meish Goldish

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Horse

Who gallops swiftly down the lane,

Slowing to a trot when I pull the rein?

Who has a pony tail and a mane?

Of course - it's my horse!

Who loves to jump and leap and bound,

Stomping its hooves upon the ground?

Who likes to play and horse around?

Of course - it's my horse!

Who nibbles oats and piles of hay?

Who has a stable where to stay?

Who likes to whinny and just say "Neigh"?

Of course - it's my horse!

Meish Goldish

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Mule

Cross a donkey

with a horse

And you'll end up with a mule,

Of course!

Meish Goldish

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The Higg-Piggy

You put your right hoof in;

You put your right hoof out;

You put your right hoof in and

you shake it all about.

You do the Higgy-Piggy,

And you turn yourself around,

That's what it's all about!

Oink!

Other Verses:

You put your left hoof in....

You put your right hamhock (hip) in...

You put your left hamhock in....

You put your snout in....

You put your curly tail in...

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Pig

Behold the pig!

It's very big!

Its color pink

Is nice, I think!

Its tail's a beaut,

So curly cute!

And on the farm,

It oinks with charm!

Meish Goldish

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Sheep

Sheep are rather bashful,

Sheep are rather shy.

I asked a sheep the reason

but it wouldn't say why.

Meish Goldish

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The turkey is a funny bird

Its head goes bobble-bobble;

And all he knows is just one word...

And that is

GOBBLE-GOBBLE!

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Turkey

Let's talk turkey!

What a walk it's got!

Strut about, strut about,

Do the turkey trot!

Let's talk turkey,

What a shaky wobble!

Strut about, strut about,

Gobble, gobble, gobble!

Meish Goldish

\"Thought Police\" you are so annoying. Its gonna be called Team Run LA...although that name is kind of unoriginal.

how bout something more like

\"rock out with your cock out\" team. The mascot could be a guy running and his dong fallin out of his shorts.....

That name sucks. Just cuz you watch too much "American Wedding" doesn't mean that has anything to do with running whatsoever. Get a life.

Woody, always remember that I knocked you on your ass after the McQuaid meet!!

Kubs

it was a joke....dumbass

i think thats why hesch wears those bored shorts, so his squirrel nuts don't dangle out, and the ding donger doestn' fall out. if he wore regular shorts it would be like kadevis robinson, only in a white man.

"Thought Police" you are so annoying. Its gonna be called Team Run LA...although that name is kind of unoriginal.

how bout something more like

"rock out with your cock out" team. The mascot could be a guy running and his dong fallin out of his shorts.....

uhhh stiffy, thanks, i think.

On a serious note, it any women are reading this (my profuse apologies for all the crassness by my fellow letsrunners), and are around 17:30 for 5k, or equivalent for 10k, 1500m, etc, please let me know if you have any interest, as we do need to diversify (read, we need females to balance the membership out), as i don't want corporate to see an all male squad, no matter how well we're doing. support is the same for men and women.

guys, goes for you too, if you know of ladies in the SoCal area who aren't running for someone right now, who fit those times, pass the word, thanks.

Cheers, Christian.

this smells like a big scam to avoid paying taxes on road winnings. would someone please contact the IRS?