So I got chased by a cow this morning...

This makes absolutely no sense. Were you running in a car when the cow chased you?

sounds like good training for the running of the bulls

nickwhite wrote:

This makes absolutely no sense. Were you running in a car when the cow chased you?

lol I just read my message back, wow, that was poorly written

but i think you understand the idea of what i was saying

wendal smink wrote:

nickwhite wrote:

This makes absolutely no sense. Were you running in a car when the cow chased you?

lol I just read my message back, wow, that was poorly written

but i think you understand the idea of what i was saying

No, now get back to shagging sheep

wendal smink wrote:

lol I just read my message back, wow, that was poorly written

but i think you understand the idea of what i was saying

No, I definitely don't understand it. You were in a car slamming the window but running while a cow chased you?

corenipian wrote:

wendal smink wrote:

lol I just read my message back, wow, that was poorly written

but i think you understand the idea of what i was saying

No, I definitely don't understand it. You were in a car slamming the window but running while a cow chased you?

umm.. no, re-read it

So when were you slamming the window?

It was your car that was chasing you, not a cow.

genuine random a hole wrote:

So when were you slamming the window?

once I was finally IN the car, obviously

how else would I have done it?

3/10

LetsRun knower of things wrote:

3/10

11/10 ... it's clearly trolling, but it's trolling via an innovative narrative technique, of interweaving the present and future, to a delightfully confounding, disorienting, and irritating effect.

How many trolling attempts innovate narrative techniques?

That cow must have been mooooving to get ahead of you at sub world record 5k pace.

Most of the cows I run by just lift their head, chew their cud, and look at me like I must be stupid to be out in the middle of the country running along the road.

beantaxi wrote:

11/10 ... it's clearly trolling, but it's trolling via an innovative narrative technique, of interweaving the present and future, to a delightfully confounding, disorienting, and irritating effect.

How many trolling attempts innovate narrative techniques?

10/10 for such a well detailed explanation of an 11/10.

LOL II wrote:

beantaxi wrote:

11/10 ... it's clearly trolling, but it's trolling via an innovative narrative technique, of interweaving the present and future, to a delightfully confounding, disorienting, and irritating effect.

How many trolling attempts innovate narrative techniques?

10/10 for such a well detailed explanation of an 11/10.

Methinks you don't understand what trolling is.

Unless of course you think he is trying to troll the OP by way of claiming OP is trolling. In which case that is somewhat deep, and I could see say a 7/10 being warranted.

OP - lovely read btw

LM wrote:

Methinks you don't understand what trolling is.

Unless of course you think he is trying to troll the OP by way of claiming OP is trolling. In which case that is somewhat deep, and I could see say a 7/10 being warranted.

OP - lovely read btw

I do understabd it. Maybe it's a matter of sense(s) of humor. The 11/10 poster made me laugh :)

LOL II wrote:

I do understabd it. Maybe it's a matter of sense(s) of humor. The 11/10 poster made me laugh :)

Ty! & life is literally too short to analyze whether or not we've correctly interpreted LRC unwritten rules of troll/ing. Who cares.

LM wrote:

OP - lovely read btw

It was, wasn't it? Nice job by him/her.

I agree with previous posters that this paragraph doesn't make any sense.

But incongruities in your paragraph aside, I know the fear. I live in rural Texas, and I've been chased by a bull also. I imagine that you weren't chased by a "cow", but a "bull". There is a difference. They are very territorial and should always be heeded with caution. You did the right thing by getting out of there as quickly as you could.

Ha! I used to get chased by cows when running at The Dish on Stanford's campus.