not funny wrote:
That was not well done.
(197 of )the monkeys were.
not funny wrote:
That was not well done.
(197 of )the monkeys were.
Training should be done at home before hitting the road, here are a few methods:
Start with a few easy runs...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srm-BDfy9G0
And then gradually introduce hill repeats...
Just slap a leash on him and drag him out the door. If he complains just meow loudly at him; he'll get the idea.
10/10, silas kiplacat.. classic.. i was thinking to name my cat bernard lecat.
who is this fella saying nonsance about a breach of copywright, i remeber that thread about naming ur cat, i should have given it 0.5/10 while i had the cahnce.
anyway the answer to ur question is to inject it with viagra... cause everyone knows that a pussy likes a bit of viagra to set it off
haha...silas kiplacat
The only cat that can go 20 miles at a go is the cougar, so you'll have to wait until she's at least 37.
Kevin52 wrote:
And then gradually introduce hill repeats...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obs9KfHxOak
Hilarious!
I can't stop laughing!
Post of the Year!
10 of 10!
You Dumb Bastards......
bangnoworbanglater wrote:
10/10, silas kiplacat.. classic.. i was thinking to name my cat bernard lecat.
who is this fella saying nonsance about a breach of copywright, i remeber that thread about naming ur cat, i should have given it 0.5/10 while i had the cahnce.
anyway the answer to ur question is to inject it with viagra... cause everyone knows that a pussy likes a bit of viagra to set it off
Silas Kiplacat wasn't even the best name on that thread. I personally liked Frank Shorthair or Steve Peeonfouton.
NoFatty wrote:He's a Maine Coon Cat.
Maine Coons are realy great cats.
Many years ago we had a MC and the few times I'd run at night, he'd come out to meet me on the road (it was in the country) just before I got home. He'd lay down and roll around in front of me. I'd then pick him up and carry him the rest of the way.
you don't mess with silas kiplacat
I took my cat today, on a leash. It was slow going and I was almost dragging him. Everything could be at least alright today until a robber stole the leash right off my cat. Then less than a quarter mile later, a dog appeared and scared the living daylights out of Silas. It took me almost an hour to catch him. I'm kind of disappointed though. I couldnt run 20 miles in an hour. I need to increase Silas Kiplacat's endurance and you've got to help me.
fvrty wrote:
lonely guy wrote:I've been really lonely on my runs recently and don't have anyone to run with here. I live in a small town and no one here runs competitively or even cares about it. I, however, own a cat who I've noticed is quite fast when I get out some catnip for him. His name is Silas Kiplacat and he's 3 years old. He's an Australian Mist.
I plan to start taking him on runs with me. What is the best way to quickly increase his endurance so that he's able to run 20 miles at 7 minute pace?
You can do it if you work hard at it.
I wanted to try it with a pet monkey but it didn't work well.
You see, I like monkey's
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that
odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to
look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His
name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really
bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed.
Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.
I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new
environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at
high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the
spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive:
they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead.
Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn
cheap monkeys.
I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my
room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked
like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.
I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for
a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real
bad.
I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want
to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.
I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately
there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change
them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so
it didn't all go bad.
I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to
extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in
my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor
wasn't improving.
I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the
bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.
I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't
allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet
one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the
frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My
friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like
them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in
the genitals.
I like monkeys
Not gonna lie, I laughed fairly hard just because that was so retarded.
Well done sir, well done.
Every time I think it's time to bail on this stock tank full of creeps, somebody delivers the goods. Thanks for the levity and keeping the letsrun standards up. And a good laugh.
Here's a cat doing pickups:
hello, this is my new handle on here.
I have one question, is this pussy hairy?
runKSrun! wrote:
Not gonna lie, I laughed fairly hard just because that was so retarded.
Well done sir, well done.
Do I need to point out that the monkey story has been around on the internet for over 10 years? I don\'t know where it came from but I know I saw it back in the early 2000s.
lonely guy wrote:
I've been really lonely on my runs recently and don't have anyone to run with here. I live in a small town and no one here runs competitively or even cares about it. I, however, own a cat who I've noticed is quite fast when I get out some catnip for him. His name is Silas Kiplacat and he's 3 years old. He's an Australian Mist.
I plan to start taking him on runs with me. What is the best way to quickly increase his endurance so that he's able to run 20 miles at 7 minute pace?
dude you didn't name your cat silas kiplacat 3 years ago. no one even knew who silas kiplagat was till this summer
pshhh ok wrote:
dude you didn't name your cat silas kiplacat 3 years ago. no one even knew who silas kiplagat was till this summer
Are you saying that this may be a made up story! I'm shocked! Shocked I tell ya! And I don't believe it.
I think the difficulties that Lonely Guy has been experiencing with his cat have resulted from trying to put the horse before the cart. Instead of training his pet cat to run 20 miles at a 7:00 pace, he should first train his pet rat to join him for his runs. This should be an easy feat to accomplish since we've all seen rats running away on treadmill wheels for hours at a time, and learned with minimal coaching. Once the pet rat is regularly doing some quick 20's, the cat will naturally want to join in.
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