Dating a bad kisser - what to do?

dayum! mrs m you just threw blowing.rock master under the bus! hes gonna have to spank you tonight.

-And that guy is STILL single 30 years later-

Lucky, lucky b@stard!

He can spank me as much as he wants;)

Mrs. M wrote:

I think I told my husband by the the second or third date that his kisses were a little too sloppy for me - they've been perfect ever since!

Interesting. I was reading this thread, wondering if communication would help. So I guess it can, at least in some cases.

The best fooling around/sex ever is when you communicate what you like and dislike. Start by suggesting a slower, more sensual kiss. Also, tell her you want to kiss her neck -- that will make her want you to rub her nipples.

practice!

Seriously that will help, as long as you you give constructive criticism. Just take it slow. Make it a fun experience, and not a "Hey, you suck at this" type thing.

Alright, we have a 2nd date coming up. If things start getting out of control again, I will find a tactful way of bringing this up, or just make a quick comment about what I like. We'll see how that goes - the sooner, the better I suppose. For what it's worth, she is petite and relatively reserved, and I think those characteristics set me up for being even more surprised by her kissing "style".

Honestly, not trolling...

I talked to my wife about kissing after our first or second date. The kissing wasn't bad at first, just kind of awkward. I wasn't sure who was at fault, so I just threw it out there, something like:

"Man, when we kiss it feels kind of weird. Not bad, just different. How do you normally like to kiss? "

Then we tried different ways, it was kind of fun. We pretty much made fun of every kissing stereotype until we found one we liked. It kind of stuck after that.

Anyway, tell her. Be open, it makes things less awkward. Just be sensitive and nice about it.

Do a search on the board and type in the following: F-L-A-G-P-O-L-E.

Then have her read through pages and pages of repetitious pontificating rhetoric as if it was caught in some evil loop. This is just a few steps removed of the behavior modification seen in "A Clockwork Orange".

Her face will then be stuck in a permanent wince and her mouth will be frozen in a little pucker with her eyes slightly squinted (kind of like the expression guys get when they see a really horrific nut shot).

She may have to eat with a straw due to the permanent little pucker but she will never eat your face again.

Honestly, just leave a subtle comment if it starts getting bad again. Something like "Not so hard. Just Relax" That should keep the mood and hopefully she gets the hint that she's trying too hard.

Look homo, if she won't let you put her goods in your hands, then put your goods in her hands. Case solved.

Time for a Dirty Sanchez

It's interesting the ebb and flow on a thread like this. There are flurries of good feedback and insight within streaks of ridiculous garbage and dirty comments. I like dirty comments as much as the next guy, but these aren't even funny. If you're not going to be witty, why waste your time?

sociologically inclined wrote:

It's interesting the ebb and flow on a thread like this. There are flurries of good feedback and insight within streaks of ridiculous garbage and dirty comments.

Isn't that Letsrun in a nutshell?

sociologically inclined wrote:

It's interesting the ebb and flow on a thread like this. There are flurries of good feedback and insight within streaks of ridiculous garbage and dirty comments. I like dirty comments as much as the next guy, but these aren't even funny. If you're not going to be witty, why waste your time?

Sounds like you could use a German Knucklecake.

She is into that. Suck back. If you do not like her doing it, do it harder than her. She will stop.

monkey in the middle wrote:

Look homo, if she won't let you put her goods in your hands, then put your goods in her hands. Case solved.

Now, that's thinking outside the box... No more of that beating around the bush... insert anymore relative sexual cliches here.

Hell yeah I could. Will you give one to me?

try force feeding her your tongue, plunge it down her throat until she begins to gag.

wow- Im getting myself aroused!