Need Mixed Drink advice

I need something to get chicks drunk real fast without them knowing it. If they're here and sober very long, they'll realize how lame my party is and leave. Please help!

PJ

What is PJ?

Is it same as Gwoup?

absinthe or everclear..

lemon gin and 7-up...aka "the panty remover"

there was a wicked drink...vodka and orange juice. Lordy!

Good vodka is supposedly tasteless. At least compared to other liquors. All clear unflavored liquors have less taste than colored liquors. Mix with something strong like pineapple juice or sour mix so the alcohol is overridden by the juice. Pineapple juice is really money Mikey.

uh coughlan, have you ever tried everclear? he was askin for drinks where he could mask the alcohol... dog crap couldnt mask everclears absolutely disgusting taste.

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Thanks guys and gals.

long islands are strong and don't really taste strong. sex on the beach is good. right on about the good vodka taste/lack of taste. but trying so hard to mask strong alcohol makes you seem very suspicious. either that or naive.

whoops. I though I started a post. My mistake. I'm new.

Mom's Oatmeal Cookie recipe:

1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream

1/2 oz Butter Shots

1/2 oz Jagermeister

1/2 oz Goldschlager

1/2 oz Vodka

This is not for taking advantage of girls... this is for myself. I hate beer and I hate having to hold my breath everytime I drink some foul tasting liquior. And...if a girl wants to drink it up and shag lata on, that's fine too!

Besides last time I got a girl drunk on liquior, her panties were on my buddies head. So, hey, what is a guy to do???

Two words: Devil Springs 160 Proof

Extraordinarily strong and nearly tasteless when you mix it with any type of fruit juice. A couple of glasses of those and you'll be two sheets to the wind.

No need to thank me...Thank Devil Springs.

Make a fruit punch with rum/vodka and every juice you can think of. Throw in some sprite to make it bubbly and yummy.

Make jello shots. Chicks love jello shots. Let me write it again just to make sure....make jello shots....

brass monkey!!!

TNTC4.....

3 bottles of mad-dog 20/20 (3 different flavors)

1 bottle of cisco (any flavor)

1 bottle of night train

1 bottle of thunderbird

1 can of natty light

1 can of frozen hawaiin punch concentrate

2 litre bottle of seagram's ginger ale

....mix it all in 4 or 5 gallon trash can. easily purchased at wal-mart for a few dollars. then get a couple of nasty porn mags (club international, cheri, hustler, etc)....cut out pictures and paste them on the outside of the trash can. then just serve it up. it's a home-run.

This is not the original panty remover recipe. I agree with the long island and jello shots. But you could also use champagne with some srot of juice like oj or a berry flavor. I would also consider a 151 melon daquiri either blended or o the rocks. For the melon flavor use midori.

If you were smart, you'd get a glass of soda water with a lime and tell people it's a gin and tonic. Then when you wake up in the morning without a hangover, you can go on that 10 mile run that you know you should be doing.