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Long Island Legend, I totally agree with you. Long Island is THE present day Eden. Living on Long Island is so expensive because its the best thing out there. You get what you pay for and Long Island is no exception. End of story.
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Smaller hair, less toxic waste, slightly better accent and less New Jerseyans.
Otherwise they are about the same.
Understandable if he's from "The Island". When in college, one of my teammates introduced himself as being from "the Island" I had to ask which island? Rhode Island, Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, Block Island, Hawaii,.......
Those that say there's not much difference between New Jersey and LI are spot on.
if you are running, smithtown area is a great place to be with about 4 good parks around for training. if not running, its not so bad either, just a lot of middle class white people and good public schools.
it is to keep whiners and bitches away.
This is why we need the recession to continue. Make things affordable again. On with the recession.
the hamptons is where its at.
quogue to montauk all the way baby
the north fork is a really nice getaway too.
LONG ISLAND SUCKS
THE HAMPTONS ARE GAY AND IF YOU THINK ITS A GOOD GETAWAY THEN YOU ARE GAY
IF YOU GREW UP ON "THE ISLAND" YOU SHOOULD PROBABLY NEVER COME OFF THE ISLAND SO NORMAL AMERICANS DONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU
THANK YOU
sUnDaY sAtCh- wrote:
nicest town in commuting distance to NYC is HUNTINGTON and surrounding areas, particularly Lloyd Harbor.
sUnDaY sAtCh got this one right!
Hey "Legend," is that a joke? You're talking about juice-heads and tanning beds like they are a good thing. Beauty Queens, yes, the island has plenty of those. But intellectuals? You must be the biggest clown ever to say something like that. The island is as superficial as any place I've ever lived, hence your assertion that weight-lifting and tanning create "Eden." Of course, you would have to live in other places besides the island to know that, which I have no doubt you have NOT done. Because if you did, you would discover that there are other values out there beside "bench-press" and "macaroni and cheese tans." HAHAHAHA! I'm laughing, but the truth is, you make me sad. How did the culture in any region get this shallow? It's quite incredible. Well, I'm sure I didn't make a dent in anyone's thick skull, so go get thee to the gym!
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LI is a vapid, corrupt, civil service privaleged wasteland. Full of uneducated, new wealth from the 90s. I know so many people on the Island who haven't even been into the city in years. Very insular
Ey ow ya doin!
$1,000 is actually not that bad, relatively speaking. But, most of LI is overrated as you stated.
i can't even begin to tell you how much greater L.I. is than jersey....Jersey is and always has been riding on the coat tails of new york.jersey is the i want to be new york state. its apples and prunes honey....Jersey is pathetic thats why practically half the state residents work in new york. jersey reminds me of of the movie deliverance...
Long Island Legend wrote:
Listen brother:
Long Island is Eden. Anybody who disparages that place, its inhabitants, their orange skin or gelled hair does not deserve the privilege of living there. You know why rent is so high? Because people need room for their muscles and tanning beds. OK? It's February and my skin looks like burnt macaroni and cheese, is that alright with you?
You go to any of the 5,000 Hofstra bars on Hempstead Turnpike and tell me that the place is not brimming with intellectuals and beauty queens. I dare you to go to Roosevelt Field and pretend you're not amongst the best and brightest this great land has to offer.
LI was paved over in the 1950's to clear the way for souped up Honda Civics. You can find 5,000 miles of concrete trails (aka highways) on our beautiful island. Oh, you like real trails? Head to the state park and dodge 15 year old white kids drinking 40's and smoking trees.
Before you complain about LI, think about those are not as well off as you. Have you ever been to Kabul or Omaha? I bet the entire country of Afghanistan there are only 5 tanning beds. Try to find a guy benching 450 pounds in Omaha. He doesn't exist.
I would gladly pay $800 a month to live in a 21st century Athens.
That's real talk.
Long Island Legend, I don't know if you are still out there but I still think about this post a few times a year and it brings me great joy. In fact, I've quoted it to others before. Your post was my greatest takeaway from this website.
Long Island Legend wrote:
Listen brother:
Long Island is Eden. Anybody who disparages that place, its inhabitants, their orange skin or gelled hair does not deserve the privilege of living there. You know why rent is so high? Because people need room for their muscles and tanning beds. OK? It's February and my skin looks like burnt macaroni and cheese, is that alright with you?
You go to any of the 5,000 Hofstra bars on Hempstead Turnpike and tell me that the place is not brimming with intellectuals and beauty queens. I dare you to go to Roosevelt Field and pretend you're not amongst the best and brightest this great land has to offer.
LI was paved over in the 1950's to clear the way for souped up Honda Civics. You can find 5,000 miles of concrete trails (aka highways) on our beautiful island. Oh, you like real trails? Head to the state park and dodge 15 year old white kids drinking 40's and smoking trees.
Before you complain about LI, think about those are not as well off as you. Have you ever been to Kabul or Omaha? I bet the entire country of Afghanistan there are only 5 tanning beds. Try to find a guy benching 450 pounds in Omaha. He doesn't exist.
I would gladly pay $800 a month to live in a 21st century Athens.
That's real talk.
Great freakin post. You nailed it.
LI is a strip mall full of provincial people she rarely venture outside their twin. Someone once told me the spice of LI is mayonnaise
Can wrote:
Long Island Legend wrote:
Listen brother:
Long Island is Eden. Anybody who disparages that place, its inhabitants, their orange skin or gelled hair does not deserve the privilege of living there. You know why rent is so high? Because people need room for their muscles and tanning beds. OK? It's February and my skin looks like burnt macaroni and cheese, is that alright with you?
You go to any of the 5,000 Hofstra bars on Hempstead Turnpike and tell me that the place is not brimming with intellectuals and beauty queens. I dare you to go to Roosevelt Field and pretend you're not amongst the best and brightest this great land has to offer.
LI was paved over in the 1950's to clear the way for souped up Honda Civics. You can find 5,000 miles of concrete trails (aka highways) on our beautiful island. Oh, you like real trails? Head to the state park and dodge 15 year old white kids drinking 40's and smoking trees.
Before you complain about LI, think about those are not as well off as you. Have you ever been to Kabul or Omaha? I bet the entire country of Afghanistan there are only 5 tanning beds. Try to find a guy benching 450 pounds in Omaha. He doesn't exist.
I would gladly pay $800 a month to live in a 21st century Athens.
That's real talk.
Great freakin post. You nailed it.
LI is a strip mall full of provincial people she rarely venture outside their twin. Someone once told me the spice of LI is mayonnaise
I really hate auto correct. “ who rarely” and “town”
Long Island Legend wrote:
Listen brother:
Long Island is Eden. Anybody who disparages that place, its inhabitants, their orange skin or gelled hair does not deserve the privilege of living there. You know why rent is so high? Because people need room for their muscles and tanning beds. OK? It's February and my skin looks like burnt macaroni and cheese, is that alright with you?
You go to any of the 5,000 Hofstra bars on Hempstead Turnpike and tell me that the place is not brimming with intellectuals and beauty queens. I dare you to go to Roosevelt Field and pretend you're not amongst the best and brightest this great land has to offer.
LI was paved over in the 1950's to clear the way for souped up Honda Civics. You can find 5,000 miles of concrete trails (aka highways) on our beautiful island. Oh, you like real trails? Head to the state park and dodge 15 year old white kids drinking 40's and smoking trees.
Before you complain about LI, think about those are not as well off as you. Have you ever been to Kabul or Omaha? I bet the entire country of Afghanistan there are only 5 tanning beds. Try to find a guy benching 450 pounds in Omaha. He doesn't exist.
I would gladly pay $800 a month to live in a 21st century Athens.
That's real talk.
Arrogant, delusional clown you are.
Can wrote:
Long Island Legend wrote:
Listen brother:
Long Island is Eden. Anybody who disparages that place, its inhabitants, their orange skin or gelled hair does not deserve the privilege of living there. You know why rent is so high? Because people need room for their muscles and tanning beds. OK? It's February and my skin looks like burnt macaroni and cheese, is that alright with you?
You go to any of the 5,000 Hofstra bars on Hempstead Turnpike and tell me that the place is not brimming with intellectuals and beauty queens. I dare you to go to Roosevelt Field and pretend you're not amongst the best and brightest this great land has to offer.
LI was paved over in the 1950's to clear the way for souped up Honda Civics. You can find 5,000 miles of concrete trails (aka highways) on our beautiful island. Oh, you like real trails? Head to the state park and dodge 15 year old white kids drinking 40's and smoking trees.
Before you complain about LI, think about those are not as well off as you. Have you ever been to Kabul or Omaha? I bet the entire country of Afghanistan there are only 5 tanning beds. Try to find a guy benching 450 pounds in Omaha. He doesn't exist.
I would gladly pay $800 a month to live in a 21st century Athens.
That's real talk.
Great freakin post. You nailed it.
LI is a strip mall full of provincial people she rarely venture outside their twin. Someone once told me the spice of LI is mayonnaise
I always enjoy reminding people from Queens and Brooklyn that they technically live on Long Island. "Oh, you're from Queens? Yeah, I think I know where that is. It's on Long Island, right? No, I'm pretty sure it is. (Pulls up map) See, definitely on Long Island."
The reaction to being accused of being from Long Island is always met with about the same defensiveness and vehemence as if I'd accused them of being a pedophile.