Hi troll.
I think this occurred in a movie many years ago in which Randy Quaid's character was divorced and his wife got the dog, house, car, kid's, etc. and changed the dog's name from Ditka to something else.
Bye Troll.
Hi troll.
I think this occurred in a movie many years ago in which Randy Quaid's character was divorced and his wife got the dog, house, car, kid's, etc. and changed the dog's name from Ditka to something else.
Bye Troll.
Learn from your mistakes:
Never get married...officially.
This is destined to be a classic Letsrun thread...and a country song.
hey bro...pwned...bro. ya bro.
I think we lose sight of the dogs feelings in all of this. He's probably saying "Don't rename me bro!"
Maria Bobbit changed the name of her dog to match her own personality: "Chops Dix", her minature Chinese Chihuahua Dachsund mix...
That's Lorena Bobbitt, from the "Leave it to Cleaver" show.
Or Dickless in Seattle
What do call a guy who just had his dick cut off and thrown in a pool?
Bobitt
Cleeve it to Beaver
armchair psych wrote:
This type of behavior of hers should only reinforce how lucky you are that you are no longer married to her.
AMEN
Stand outside the garage and beat her ass when she leaves for work.
I can somewhat relate. Within a week of me moving out, my ex wife bought a dog. I was amused that i was replaced by a dog.
In any event, the dog kept jumping the backyard fence and running away so she eventually had to give the dog to someone else. Guess the dog couldn't stand her either.
oh and train the dog to eat her
Try a little Pavlovian training when the hag's not around:
1) Put a little veterinary laxative in the dog's food.
2) Repeat the dog's new name to him right up until the time that he starts crapping.
3) Do this once daily for about a week.
Thus conditioned, the dog will produce a fine turd each time the harpy calls him by his new name.
We have a court appearance in February about changing child support. She wants more since she found out I got a raise.
I called the lawyer today and asked if we could bring up the fact that she changed my dog's name to the judge and ask the judge to order the name changed back.
My lawyer said the hearing was about child support and nothing else and he would not bring up the dog at the hearing. He told me I have to "just let some things go."
Yep wrote:
Or Dickless in Seattle
There was a Seattle grunge all-women band named Dickless.
File a motion to change the dog's name. That should cost you about $2500 and no guarantee the judge will rule in your favor.
Tell me a tale when your attorney's bill is approaching 40k and you aren't even divorced yet...
HAHA
The worst $1000 I ever spent was filing a motion when my XW refused to obey a court order to repay money that the court had previously ordered her to pay.
She thumbed her nose at that and was beyond the reach of family court, since she lived out of state.
The next biggest waste of money was filing a motion to have her arrested for the above matter. Since that is a civil matter and not criminal, the arrest warrant is a big joke when you get a traffic ticket and you are out of state. They will never extradite for that.
Oh well, at least I don't have to ever worry about her lurking around my house or burglarizing or vandalazing (for that matter, or visiting my kids while in-state). LMAO.
armchair psych wrote:This type of behavior of hers should only reinforce how lucky you are that you are no longer married to her.
Even luckier that he wasn't married to Brittany Spears.