I'm just tired of the assumptions and need some high anxiety lowered, as I clearly want this guy in 100% physical health.
Please help.
I'm just tired of the assumptions and need some high anxiety lowered, as I clearly want this guy in 100% physical health.
Please help.
He's fine. I saw him running last weekend and he just had a send off party in Northern Virginia.
Alan's hamstring injury is worse than he originally thought. He is currently in Dusseldorf, Germany, where he is being treated by Dr. Van Nostrand, who specializes in soft tissue injuries. Van Nostrand has him on a "crash" rehabilitation program that includes a variety of strengthening exercises and a diet that consists of nothing but pineapple and sheep cheese.
As for his running, he is currently just jogging, with nothing faster than 6-minute pace, so he is worried that he won't have sufficient speed for Worlds, even if his hamstring fully heals by then.
I heard Alan has considered changing nationalities and running for Algeria. Alan Webb hates sheep cheese, he would never even touch that shit.
Some guy hung out with him, another has him eating sheep cheese, and the last has him converting to Islam and Algeria.
Is he hurt or healthy?
Trollie McSockpuppet wrote:
Alan's hamstring injury is worse than he originally thought. He is currently in Dusseldorf, Germany, where he is being treated by Dr. Van Nostrand, who specializes in soft tissue injuries. Van Nostrand has him on a "crash" rehabilitation program that includes a variety of strengthening exercises and a diet that consists of nothing but pineapple and sheep cheese.
As for his running, he is currently just jogging, with nothing faster than 6-minute pace, so he is worried that he won't have sufficient speed for Worlds, even if his hamstring fully heals by then.
Allan be hangin' wit Tyrone. He be smokin' weed and breedin killa dogz. He also fonda Olde Enlich 800. he drink 3 40s a day.
why would you go to a message board to get hard facts and avoid speculating?
Webby's fine... http://va.milesplit.us/articles/14269
i heard webb had a run in with chuck norris, needless to say he won't be running for a long time.
I heard Chuck Norris gargles peanut butter.
Trollie McSockpuppet wrote:
Alan's hamstring injury is worse than he originally thought. He is currently in Dusseldorf, Germany, where he is being treated by Dr. Van Nostrand, who specializes in soft tissue injuries. Van Nostrand has him on a "crash" rehabilitation program that includes a variety of strengthening exercises and a diet that consists of nothing but pineapple and sheep cheese.
As for his running, he is currently just jogging, with nothing faster than 6-minute pace, so he is worried that he won't have sufficient speed for Worlds, even if his hamstring fully heals by then.
You forgot to mention that he is getting a non-invasion treatment from Dr. Van Nostrand. It is some kind of rectal-upper hamstring alignment technique.
I heard Chuck Norris swims in dried concrete instead of going to the pool.
Chuck Norris has only farted twice in his life; destroying Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
The Apollo missions succeeded only after Chuck Norris agreed to throw the rockets into outspace.
Bill Clinton's quote "I did not have sex with that woman" was intended to be "Chuck Norris had sex with that woman, not me"
O.J Simpson claimed in his book "If, I did it" that Chuck Norris did it, unintentionally of course.
When Astronauts land on Mars, they will find Chuck Norris there smoking cubans.
Nuclear War will begin not after Russia and the U.S fire missiles, but instead after Chuck Norris visits a bad mexican place.
dawg killa wrote:Allan be hangin\' wit Tyrone. He be smokin\' weed and breedin killa dogz. .
is tyrone michael vicks code name?
Hopefully Webb leaves that rug at home. It'll definitely slow him down at worlds.
Let me get this right.
You started a thread on Letsrun because you were "tired of all the speculating" and wanted "hard facts."
Well here's a hard fact: Almost anything posted on this message board would only be speculating.
Bald & beautiful wrote:
Hopefully Webb leaves that rug at home. It'll definitely slow him down at worlds.
What are you talking about?? Webb has PRd in the 800, ARd in the mile and won an international meet all with the rug. His World success depends on the rug.
I don't think it's the kind of rug you can leave at home. It's a weave, not a toupee. It's attached now.
I hate this, I hate who it has made you become.
Webb bald was the most horrible thing I have seen, please don't do it Alan! Keep the locks!
johnny appleseed wrote:
is tyrone michael vicks code name?
no, that'd be Ron Mexico...unless he has mulitple code names.
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