Allison Stokke only track athlete in AOL's Sexiest Athletes Competition

sharpie wrote:

Did anybody else notice Allison Stokke was listed in AOL's Sexiest Athlete competition? I just noticed it this morning when it was on my welcome screen. Apparently the competition started earlier since it's now in the second round. Stokke was listed as a #8 seed but lost in the first round to #9 Paula Creamer. She was the only track athlete on the list. Stokke is defintely hotter than Creamer but golf is on TV all the time and gets a lot more exposure. Anyway, #1 seeds are Maria Sharapova and Amanda Beard, #2s are Natalie Gulbis and Danica Patrick.

If Paula Creamer beat Allison Stokke, then something is seriously wrong in the world. TV exposure should have very little to do with it.

i had no idea what pamela cramer looked like or who she was until you guys mentioned her. i'm in awe

how did this:

http://dontcostnothing.wordpress.com/2007/05/12/allison-stokke-rekindles-my-interest-in-track-and-field/

lose to this:

http://www.lpga.com/player_results.aspx?id=3438

To be fair, that is the worst picture I've ever seen of paula creamer. Having said that...there is NO WAY stokke should have lost that vote.

"Creamer" Tony? A little freudian slip there? :) The pics of Stokke are...er...er.....

Oooops. That's her name. I thought it was Cramer. nevermind, still funny, hahaha...

The banner ad displayed when I opened this thread was for RealJock, a ghey athlete "forum."

Stokke dresses kinda provocotively. I'm not complaining about how she dresses, but I find it ironic her father talks about message boards drooling over his daughter when she's dressing in a way that invites those comments.

A Whitey wrote:

Stokke dresses kinda provocotively. I'm not complaining about how she dresses, but I find it ironic her father talks about message boards drooling over his daughter when she's dressing in a way that invites those comments.

True. Not sure what she's thinking when she vaults in a standard spandex type of uniform. Or wearing a bikini when she's at the beach. If she doesn't want all the attention, then she should vault in a full body suit, complete with head wrap. You've hit the nail on the head, mate!

The judges lost their balls in a freak car accident and were basing their decisions merely on TV exposure.

One thing about Stokke:

WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

inside man wrote:

A Whitey wrote:

Stokke dresses kinda provocotively. I'm not complaining about how she dresses, but I find it ironic her father talks about message boards drooling over his daughter when she's dressing in a way that invites those comments.

True. Not sure what she's thinking when she vaults in a standard spandex type of uniform. Or wearing a bikini when she's at the beach. If she doesn't want all the attention, then she should vault in a full body suit, complete with head wrap. You've hit the nail on the head, mate!

Dumbass, I'm not talking about what she competes in. Go look at the pictures another poster put up. She's wearing low cut tops with lots of cleavage. Compare that to the chick beside her. Even her bikini is showing nearly everything but her nips.

Wear that and you're inviting looks, stares and comments on message boards. Think otherwise and you're a bigger dumbass than you already appear to be.

A Whitey wrote:

Dumbass, I'm not talking about what she competes in. Go look at the pictures another poster put up. She's wearing low cut tops with lots of cleavage. Compare that to the chick beside her. Even her bikini is showing nearly everything but her nips.

Wear that and you're inviting looks, stares and comments on message boards. Think otherwise and you're a bigger dumbass than you already appear to be.

I can only assume that you are referring to this link, which 'another poster' put up:

As I hinted at, there is absolutely nothing wrong with those outfits. There is hardly any difference between what she is wearing and what others are wearing. If you are referring to pics from some other mysterious link, then it would really help your case if you include such a link to your post. And no, that bikini is hardly showing 'nearly everything but her nips'. Thanks for your time, though.

That is the link. Now show me the pics in that link where the other girls are showing their cleavage.

Oh, can't find any?

Final Score:

A Whitey 3

inside man 0

A Whitey wrote:

That is the link. Now show me the pics in that link where the other girls are showing their cleavage.

Oh, can't find any?

Final Score:

A Whitey 3

inside man 0

get off your horse man. they're just boobs

ps, Stokke is wearing the same outfits as those around her. she just has bigger boobs. actually, in that bikini picture, the girl in the middle is hanging out more than Stokke is

so how about all of your 3 points get taken away and you just shut the f*** up

The competition so far:

Round 1

Bracket 1

#1 Maria Sharapova (Tennis) defeats #16 Jennifer Baretta (Pool)

#9 Daniela Hantuchova (Tennis) defeats #8 Rachel Wacholder (Volleyball)

#12 Swin Cash (Basketball) defeats #5 Sue Bird (Basketball)

#4 Heather Mitts (Soccer) defeats #13 Tanith Belbin (Ice Skating)

#11 Sasha Cohen (Ice Skating) defeats #6 Ana Ivanovic (Tennis)

#3 Jennie Finch (Softball) defeats #14 Sarah Burke (Freeskiier)

#7 Lindsay Kildow (Skiing) defeats #10 Candace Parker (Baketball)

#2 Natalie Gulbis (Golf) defeats #15 Kristi Leskinen (Freeskiier)

Bracket 2

#1 Amanda Beard (Swimming) defeats #16 Cassie Johnson (Curling)

#9 Paula Creamer (Golf) defeats #8 Allison Stokke (Track and Field)

#5 Gretchen Bleiler (Snowboarding) defeats #12 Serena Williams (Tennis)

#4 Ashley Force (Auto Racing) defeats #13 Anna Rawson (Golf)

#11 Katrina Petroni (Surfing) defeats #6 Milka Dunno (Auto Racing)

#3 Erica Hosseini (Surfing) defeats #14 Maria Kirilenko (Tennis)

#10 Natalie Coughlin (Swimming) defeats #7 Anastasia Ashley (Surfing)

#2 Danika Patrick (Auto Racing) defeats #15 Erica Blasberg (Golf)

Round 2

Bracket 1

#1 Maria Sharapova (Tennis) versus #9 Daniela Hantuchova (Tennis)

#12 Swin Cash (Basketball) versus #4 Heather Mitts (Soccer)

#11 Sasha Cohen (Ice Skating) versus #3 Jennie Finch (Softball)

#7 Lindsay Kildow (Skiing) versus #2 Natalie Gulbis (Golf)

Bracket 2

#1 Amanda Beard (Swimming) versus #9 Paula Creamer (Golf)

#5 Gretchen Bleiler (Snowboarding) versus #4 Ashley Force (Auto Racing)

#11 Katrina Petroni (Surfing) versus #3 Erica Hosseini (Surfing)

#10 Natalie Coughlin (Swimming) versus #2 Danika Patrick (Auto Racing)

Clearly, television has a lot to do with it since there are THREE auto racing women on this list despite the fact that there are so few in the sport. I thought Danica Patrick was the only one and that's why she got so much attention. How the hell did Swin Cash beat Sue Bird? Bird is cute. Heather Mitts should be the #1 seed ahead of Amanda Beard. Beard is only #1 because she took her clothes off. Anyway, when I voted Creamer was kicking Beard's ass in Round 2. Personally I don't think there is anyone who can touch Maria Sharapova in the looks department. Stokke may have been the 2nd hottest in the entire competition.

A Whitey wrote:

That is the link. Now show me the pics in that link where the other girls are showing their cleavage.

Oh, can't find any?

Final Score:

A Whitey 3

inside man 0

Ha ha ha! Thanks for the laugh, kid. The only reason Stokke is showing cleavage is because she's the only one with large breasts. Look closer, and you will see that is simply wearing her team/club's uniform (strangely, the VERY SAME uniform that some of the other girls are wearing). She just happens to look better in it.

In summary: dude, you're a moron. Just stop posting.

Um, no, the others have pulled up their sports bra to cover it. Your argument is that her breasts are too large to not reveal cleavage??

You haven't been on many dates, have you?

It's pathetic little dorks like you who get all excited over a cleavage shot that makes you pull out your penis and masturbate that her dad complains about.

The FINAL final score:

A Whitey 5

inside man 0

Nah, nothing wrong. She can wear what she wants, but attractive clothing on an attractive person, begets attraction. Yes, others dress similarly, but then they arent complaining about unwanted attention are they?

To turn around and complain about the same thing you dress to encourage is foolish at best. Kinda like complaining about farmers with your mouth full.

There is a wealth of wardrobe selection between skimpy/skin-tight, and Mummification.

I am pretty sure she picks her clothing in some part because she thinks she looks good in it. But I think that a looser short or looser/fuller covering top would not be painting a moustashe on the Mona Lisa either.

You all need to grow up. For that matter she does too.

Isnt that what college is for (in her case)

dork too wrote:

A Whitey wrote:

That is the link. Now show me the pics in that link where the other girls are showing their cleavage.

Oh, can't find any?

Final Score:

A Whitey 3

inside man 0

get off your horse man. they're just boobs

ps, Stokke is wearing the same outfits as those around her. she just has bigger boobs. actually, in that bikini picture, the girl in the middle is hanging out more than Stokke is

so how about all of your 3 points get taken away and you just shut the f*** up

Can't follow along I see. Well, I'll help you along.

I said there is nothing wrong with how she is dressed. What I SAID is that it is showing those "just boobs" that invite comments on message boards that made her dad complain.

Now run along with inside man, find a Penthouse to look at and jerk off together.

GAME OVER

stokke's ugly....

on opposite day!