call the united nations and scotland yard and every paper in the country, this is extremely important, your friend may not like all the attention he gets, but hopefully he will realize he was wrong, have him take a psychology 101 course and most of all let him know that each and every one person in your country loves him just as much wether he is 27 minutes of the record as he has told you or 37 minutes off the record like he really is, and tell him just keep working on improving.
It was my direct intention to post this as a means of informing the person. Perhaps the "he" reading this knows that it is I, London Ned, with new knowledge of said lie. I was hoping I could organise some sort of well developed scheme to catch him up verbally in a trap. Perhaps inquire specifically about the race, "Tell me about your favourite marathon?" To which he would undoubtedly remark about his 2.31 run in perfect conditions, which has been recounted to myself and others on many an occasion.I don't know which way to go. A good old ass raping doesn't do much unless it is for public display, but I hardly think my wife would appreciate such heathenistic actions. And yes, we Brits, as you say, do have quite a bit on our plate at the moment. This will be a good time for Gordon Brown to show is true colours in his service to the Queen.
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Post "anonymously" on a message board and call your "mate" out in the process.
First the brits became George Bush's bitch lapdog by following him into Iraq. Now you are having a sissy fit about this.
What happened to the Brits?
Just tell him that his memory is playing tricks with him and that he actually ran 2.41
Then ask him how long it took to cross the line.
If it was the London Marathon in 98, I also ran that year, and even though we ran with timing chips, we were given our time plus the time it took to cross the line, which in my case was 2.43.55 plus 17 seconds. So, did I run 2.43 or 2.44?
Either way nobody really cares, it's only 17 seconds, but ten minutes?? That's either a huge lie, a very forgetfull mind, or he started a ridiculously long way back.
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ass rape him. then say, "i trust you won't be lying to me again eh mate."
nicely said
Tell him you are on to him and tell him there is only one way to set things straight. He has to train his arse off and run a 2:31 or better at next years London. Tell him you'll give him a grace period until then but if he fails you are gonna rib him unmercifully until the end of time.
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