Sean Boynes?

He loves to eat tacos! Primarily the tuna type if you get my meaning. I love the old furry bi-valve. The roast beef curtain. I also love kicking TomM's ass!

Taco Sean:

When did you ever kick my ass? Maybe you are getting confused with the time you worshipped my ass, and I honored you by farting in your face.

Boynes, you weak be of shit. Have you taken a break from eating your mama's taco long enough to try and better that 5k pr?

The only ass is your family I've been around was when my balls were slapping off of your wife's ass.

I have noticed "Sean Boynes" only seems to post on weekends. I wonder if that's when Mom and Dad are gone and he can play on the computer?

I would guess that Boynes is a young college runner with a near 2.0 gpa and a propensity for drinking and not training enough. He probably is a homely kid that has trouble getting laid and jacks off to movies like American Pie repeatedly. (Doesn't have the guts to actually buy a real porno) His taco fetish is something he picked up from one of these movies. Sean, which hand have you named for Tara Ried?

I actually know this Sean Boyles guy. The other day he came up to me and asked me, no BEGGED me, to let him do chores at my house. I thought the request was a little bit strange but I figured, what the hell, and said OK. He came around later and I handed him the vacuum cleaner, but he said first he had to change clothes. He went into the bathroom and came out a few minutes later in a fluffy pink tutu and some ballerina shoes. I was shocked but figured as long as he did some work, I would just ignore him. Anyway, things went OK for a few minutes, but I was kind of gassy and let out a couple of farts. Instantly Sean came running over, desperately inhaling the air around where I had farted. He was actually gulping down big mouthfulls while grabbing desperately at the air with his hands. Finally I'd seen enough of his behavior, so I sent him out into the yard to pick up the dogshit. I checked on him out the window a few minutes later, and noticed that he had discarded the little plastic baggies I'd given him, and was picking the dogshit up by hand and stuffing it in his panties. Now I'd really seen enough and kicked him off my property.

So the lesson to be learned is, if Sean Boyles approaches you about doing chores at your house, just say no. I guess he means well, but he has some really filthy habits.

the filthiest being his mind.

I am so going back to Dyestat

Get out of here you kid touching underage lusting cherry bustin piece of shit.

TomM,

I'm laughing my ass off at that. Fucking hilarious!

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Shame on you you goat humping penis touching dick jerking jackass mo' f***er.