What to do on the first date

slip her a roofie

Walk with her hand in hand, then just step in front of her, facing her. Take her strong, but not aggressive, and plant a nice smooth one on her. She won't have time to think, and won't have time to pull away, and will like the confidence and strength. She'll be putty after that, dude.

I used it all the time in HS, college, and since, and it has NEVER failed once. Never.

Lucky for you we covered this on our sunday run this past weekend.

Don't talk about any politics or laws. One guy said his friend had a bad blind date because they started arguing about the smoking by-laws! Think Larry David's manager Jeff. When larry blew a date because she was a republican, Jeff said who cares? I'd sleep with her if she had a bush mask on!

The kissing at the end is tricky but you have to initiate some kind of physical contact.

If you are at your place and you have a high ceiling and you have golf clubs you can get her to swing the club then move in behind to help her.

Otherwise don't be chicken. To borrow from swingers, don't be the guy in the pg13 movie everybody hopes makes it. YOU are a big bear with massive paws and she is a little bunny! good luck. report back.

Oh yeah, she is smart and cute? Post a picture.

you young men are so forward,,,,

kissing on the first date???

The Dude Abides wrote:

you young men are so forward,,,,

kissing on the first date???

Dude, some of them even f*** on the first date!

The Dannon Promise wrote:

Dude, some of them even f*** on the first date!

obviously i'm showing my aged "dudeness",,

back in my day, holding hands was home!

and a dime bag cost a dime!

You can borrow the old line by Groucho when he asked, " Do think girls think less of a guy if he lets himself be kissed? Oh, I know girls like to date that type but don't they marry the other kind?"

Just be yourself.....she may be as nervous as you.

I don't go for more than cheek on the first date. If it goes somewhere from there, then so be it. No need to rush things...is romance really dead?

sunburn wrote:

What should I do at the end of the date to make the kissing as smooth as possible?

Ummmmm, ask her? Oh I know, that's just crazy.

Be sure to let her feel your very muscular arms and chest. Girls just love to rub her hands over a puny little runt's body.

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Don't force it, dude. Whatever you do DO NOT ASK IF YOU CAN!!!! Every girl will tell you that is the biggest turn off. Either you have the balls to go for it or you are a loser with no self-esteem, take your pick. You will know instinctually if it's right - if things have gone really well and you feel it, then move to it naturally when you are saying good bye. If it's not there, just wait till a second date - sometimes that intrigues girls, leaving them wondering why you didn't even try. It's not like you have to kiss on the first date for it to be successful.

Kiss? I expect sex on a first date.

Mandingo wrote:

The kissing at the end is tricky but you have to initiate some kind of physical contact.

If you are at your place and you have a high ceiling and you have golf clubs you can get her to swing the club then move in behind to help her.

That sure is random.

1: Cut a hole in a box

2: Put your junk in that box

3: Make her open the box

And that's the way you do it.

txRUNNERgirl wrote:

1: Cut a hole in a box

2: Put your junk in that box

3: Make her open the box

And that's the way you do it.

Well done!

If she's not willing to kiss on the first date, there's no way you're getting in her panties by the second date. I never dated a girl if we weren't f u c k i n g by the second date.

It ain't about the movie and the dinner. I can do that crap by myself. That's all just the routine you have to go through before you get the good stuff.

I'm married. When I first took her out, we f u c k e d on the first date. It ended up being a weekend long session. We stayed together and now we've been married nine years.

This made me laugh. At 19 I asked one of the top women's runners out for a dinner date. Bold move because I was just a lowly rookie and 7-8th man to boot.She was nice but out of my league maturity and smarts wise (went on to graduate Phi Beta Kappa and all). We walked to her dorm and awkwardly started to say goodbye (it was still light out, so you know that it was an early goodbye), and out of the blue as if some demon-desire of self flagellation grabbed my tounge and throat to form the words, I knew I shouldn't say: I asked for a kiss. She gave a peck on the cheek, or maybe lips but I was so embarrased that I don't even remember. And we went our separate ways. Don't think I spoke more than one or two sentences to her for the next year or two.Just did a google on the lady who has gone on to have a major high-powered corporate career, and even runs some marathons (pretty slow though).Turned out well for me though as I got a lot faster and met someone more my style, who's also pretty fast.Space Lord's right--either you do or you don't on the first date, just don't force it.

Space Lord wrote:

Don't force it, dude. Whatever you do DO NOT ASK IF YOU CAN!!!! Every girl will tell you that is the biggest turn off. Either you have the balls to go for it or you are a loser with no self-esteem, take your pick. .

Old Hand At This wrote:

If she's not willing to kiss on the first date, there's no way you're getting in her panties by the second date. I never dated a girl if we weren't f u c k i n g by the second date.

I remember you ... you work as a bank teller, right?