What have you seen from your office window?

i saw a guy breaking into cars in a parking lot. i called the cops and then i saw him get arrested.

I saw someone getting a ticket the other day.

It was a parking ticket though, so no pulling over or lights or sirens...

I took a dump in an alley one time, where are you anyway?

My office window looks over a parking ramp. I've seen people getting it on in a convertable, people whipping donuts in winter, and just last week three high school kids smoking weed and playing hacky sack on their lunch break.

Stolen Bikes Ride Faster wrote: ...people whipping donuts in winter...

Cleveland

Raise your hand if you have never dumped in an alley (my hand is down).

Any runner who has never stopped to "pit" or at least sharted could be a liar.

and as much as women hate to admit it, yes they do fart and put their finger through the toilet paper.

indy...

once looked out the window (3rd floor) to see a guy shadow boxing running backwards. he was on a busy street and was doing this the entire time he was in my view... atleast a quarter of a mile... even made a turn backwards. pure skills.

Pete wrote:

Stolen Bikes Ride Faster wrote: ...people whipping donuts in winter...

wtf? Is that in code?

It's when there is snow on the ground and with a rear wheel drive car you just turn the steering wheel and hammer the gas, brings the ass end around quick and the tire marks look like a donut. You can do it in a front wheel drive car too, but it's harder and not as good.

Last summer I saw and old guy doing 40 meter backward sprints in the parking lot. That was funny.

Stolen Bikes Ride Faster wrote: It's when there is snow on the ground and with a rear wheel drive car you just turn the steering wheel and hammer the gas, brings the ass end around quick and the tire marks look like a donut.

Ahhhhhhh.... doing donuts. Never heard the phrase with "whipping" used, but now it makes complete sense. My mind was going in a whole other direction, possibly influenced by some of the other recent threads.

Thanks for the translation.

Vinny the Voyeur wrote:

put their finger through the toilet paper.

WTF?

Hamstrings wrote:

Vinny the Voyeur wrote:

put their finger through the toilet paper.

WTF?

Must be code.

I saw a construction worker just after he fell from scaffolding from 3 stories high (35-40 feet). That was just this January. He didn't move after he fell. Ambulance took him away and I haven't seen him since. I usually see the same guys on the crew and he hasn't been around since the fall. I don't really know the construction crew well enough to go over and ask what happened. Everyone in my office is dying to know.

The last building my company was in was right on the river in Cambridge, facing downtown Boston. We were on the tenth floor, so we had a pretty good view of Memorial drive, and the bridge heading into Boston. We saw numerous cops pulling people over, accidents and the like, but one of the more interesting things was seeing a box truck head under the Longfellow bridge at 35 mph, and get stuck underneath. It was eventually pulled out with a heavy-duty wrecker, and the top looked like the lid of a sardine can. The contents of the box truck appeared to be music/audio equipment for a band, who showed up not long after the accident to haul off the equipment in their vans.

WTC

I see and hear crows bouncing off the windows at times.

I hear a 'click-click' sound when a 400-pound mentally questionable custodian tosses pieces of moss at the window to get my attention so he can wave 'hello' to me in the AM when he comes wobbling in...there's a hot blonde lass who comes into the credit union in our building to do audits periodically and she NEVER does that. Alas.

I see trees and sky...and rain...and snow...and sleet.

I see the tow trucks and delivery trucks saunter in and out.

Lots o' dumpster diving. There is even this group of trashy, but hot looking girls/ladies who dive. We call them the Dumpster Sluts.

Sockalexis wrote:

I see and hear crows bouncing off the windows at times.

I hear a 'click-click' sound when a 400-pound mentally questionable custodian tosses pieces of moss at the window to get my attention so he can wave 'hello' to me in the AM when he comes wobbling in...there's a hot blonde lass who comes into the credit union in our building to do audits periodically and she NEVER does that. Alas.

I see trees and sky...and rain...and snow...and sleet.

I see the tow trucks and delivery trucks saunter in and out.

Nicely written. Sounds like the start of a novel..."And once on a dark November day as the wind shook the tree by my window, I glanced outside and saw a man die. As the knife entered him he threw he head back in agony and our eyes locked. I was the last person he would see on this earth. And he knew I had seen him die...

"It was a dark and stormy night..."

Yes.

Mel wrote:

Nicely written. Sounds like the start of a novel..."And once on a dark November day as the wind shook the tree by my window, I glanced outside and saw a man die. As the knife entered him he threw he head back in agony and our eyes locked. I was the last person he would see on this earth. And he knew I had seen him die...

You know, that was good, until it got gay. But I guess thats just called art.